>Implying

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Happy Day of the Devil's Sacrament

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

getting road head on a zamboni

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for