Given that my wife is Canadian, Iāll be moving to Canada sometime soon and my mom is out here picking fights with me as if sheāll ever have time to make shit right because when I go Iām definitely not coming back to Texas. Ever.Ā Well, unless the joke she made about having cancer and dying in 2024 the other day wasnāt actually a joke because I guess Iāll be back for a funeral. Fucking hell.Ā













