Fun-knee

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

sit tight beautiful

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

im like 2% cute and 98% single

Can you be 100% mine?

no

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

we will never achieve full gender equality until we get jackass for women

this is feminism.

i have disorders they haven’t even discovered yet. for example sometimes life is hard

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work