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this is The video on this fucking website

Hmm. Whatever *deactivates your baptism with my mind*

i think americans have spent long enough making fun of british accents. we need to start making fun of our own accents. americans be eating crayonberries

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

my favorite love language is trying, actually

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

Dolly parton…

he's super saiyan

why are literally the most beautiful girls in the world working meenynum wage type retail jobs. girl youshould be. in a temple. writing poetry. god. I don't fucking know

there’s no place on the internet like tumblr

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

What does that have to do with gaming ?

fake gamer spotted. take the shot.

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

love calling men pretty. ur not 'handsome' ur the prettiest little princess i ever did see