Me: *places eraserhead VHS on counter* You ever see this?
Me: This movie is fucked up and it has one fucked up baby in it.
Blockbuster Guy: You wanna rent it?
Me: Nah it's too freaky. It's on my top 10 list of most disturbing movies because the baby in it is really fucked up.
Blockbuster Guy: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Me: LOL! I wish you could help forget the disturbing baby from this movie. Stuff like that just ruins your childhood. Do you like movies? I'm kind of a movie buff if you haven't noticed.
Blockbuster Guy: Uh, are you looking to rent something today?
Me: Can I rent some of your time? I'd just like to talk a bit about movies. There's some really good practical effects in Eraserhead. They make the baby look really fucked up. They used a real cow fetus for it, you know.
Blockbuster Guy: There are other people in line I need to assist, so if you're not going to rent something could you-
Me: OH, I see how things are. *slides blockbuster guy my card* Call me some time if you'd like to chat about cinematography or perhaps making our own fucked up baby, cutie. *winks*
Me: *dies in a car accident later that day*
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