over my dead body

How much more? I meant shut up in a nice way. Says you, but that’s not what I say.

More than the other night. You can't say shut up in a nice way, that isn't possible. I hope all the makeup in the world has been destroyed.

Isn’t that every night? Fine, though. I do believe you! How rude. That means I’ll have to hide your things.

Yea, but more than usual. No, you don't! You told me to shut up. It's not ruuuude. You don't need it.

Yeah, but I’m your girlfriend. I’m yours to have. Oh, shut up! As soon as the apocalypse is over, I’m gonna’ need makeup. ASAP.

Well tonight then. You're all mine and I'm all yours. Why don't you believe me?! I'll hide it.

If I don’t mind? Why would I mind? You’ve never even seen me with makeup, so you have no idea.

I dunno.. I gotta ask permission first-- it's a rule! Exactly, I don't need to see you with makeup to know you don't need it.

You’d appreciate it? You better appreciate it. You’re required to say that by boyfriend law.

I very much appreciate annnd I kinda wanna repay the favor if you don't mind. Naaah, but it's the truth.

Did you really forget? I have no qualms with reminding you, though. I know, and thank you for thinking I’m cute. I would be cuter with a proper shower and makeup, ha.

I mean, maybe. You should remind me just to jog my memory-- I'd appreciate it. Makeup? Pffft, you don't need that.

I think you already know. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions!

Do I? You should tell me, I think I forgot. Annnd mine is that you're cute.

I know many ways, pumpkin. You’re just saying that! 

..is that so? Wanna tell me? No, you're so cute! It's the truth.

Well, that makes you my perfect match, ‘cause you’re the most amazing guy in the world. I like it when you hug and love on me, so hopefully I wouldn’t be too grumpy for long. No, I’m mean. And have horrible bedhead. 

You know how to make a guy blush, don't you? I would hope you do and I hope you're never grumpy for too long cause I don't like it. Your bedhead is pretty cute actually.

When did I become the most amazing girl in the world? How would you do that? I’m very grumpy. You’ve been warned. 

You've been that since you were born, pretty sure. I'd hug you and love on you, of course. Are you like grumpy cat? Cause that thing was cute.

We’ll just completely neglect food and water, because all we need is kisses. I wish that was true—we’d be pretty healthy people. I’m grumpy if you wake me up, though! 

Wouldn't we though? Likeee, who needs rations when you have kisses from the most amazing girl in the world? That's okay! I can make up ungrumpy.

All five? That’s a pretty big request. I’m not a very good TV watcher, either. I fall asleep within like, five minutes. 

All five with no breaks.. expect kissing breaks, I'll take those. No, I'd keep you up!

I never saw it, if we’re being honest.

If I had Netflix, I'd make you watch all five seasons with me.

Don’t be sorry, shhh. Yeaaah.. and I know I said I wouldn’t lead him on but this dumbass claims that he won’t catch feelings.

Don’t be stupid, please. His dumbass is dumb.. I dunno.

'Cause I missed Romeo. I, uh, made out with your brother..

I’m sorry. Oh…? Interesting.

I screwed up. So you remember that I was happy for you and shit? Yeah, that led to me being sad and.. stuff happened.

Sad..? Why? What did you do? Tell me straight up.

Everything. I need a hug.

What’s wrong..?