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ofbooksandbread-deactivated2025

heading out to sea with my cat. might pick up a gf on the way

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knux2beyoo

Since I haven't seen anyone do this yet

thecollectibles

Art by Bob Kehl

or-gu-llo-sa

futureevilscientist

Finally, a use for this reaction image again.

moonsofsappho

If you dont like the idea of pinning someone to the wall amid a sword fight on a pirate ship out at sea as you make petty flirtatious comments with aching tension, literally shut the fuck up.

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simonsnowichooseyou

To anyone that joins my crew and follows this page ...

shantiest-of-seas

Just wanna chill on the seas with me other mates and sing songs and fight and get drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

piratesuggestion

if saltwater not for drinking then why tasty? hmm??

cementar17-deactivated20210821

We pirates must love every part of the ocean

piratesuggestion

ye all heard the lad! bottoms up!

valtsv

pirates: mostly men, allowed gay marriage, attack sailors

mermaids: mostly women, not usually interested in men, attack sailors

conclusion: pirates and mermaids are sea mlm/wlw solidarity

valtsv

pirate crew, calling out to the mermaids watching on the rocks nearby as they hoist the jolly roger: arr, let's go lesbians! let's go!

dacuslucy

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

poikaboo

{Video Description: a series of tiktok’ers collaborating to make a virtual choir and orchestra performing the shanty, ‘The Wellerman’, lyrics below: There once was a ship that put to sea And the name of that ship was the Billy o’ Tea The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down Blow, me bully boys, blow (Huh!) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguin’ is done We’ll take our leave and go She had not been two weeks from shore When down on her a right whale bore The captain called all hands and swore He’d take that whale in tow (Hah!) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguin’ is done We’ll take our leave and go

Before the boat had hit the water The whale’s tail came up and caught her All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her When she dived down below (Huh!) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguin’ is done We’ll take our leave and go /end Description}

#this is what its all about

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ohdarnitripped-deactivated20220

There are four themes in sea shanties.

Alcohol rocks and we can't get enough of it.

Dude, sailing SUCKS.

I done gone lost me legs!

There's this girl, Sally, and she's fricking awesome.

Also your name is Johnathan, no matter who you are. You are permitted to go by John, Johnny, or Jack. Sorry, that's the law.

30-minute-memes

me_irl

bastardoftheocean

runestele

Captain (homoerotic)

disdain-all-glittering-gold

is it too much to ask to be standing at the wheel of a ship, shirt billowing in the wind, shouting orders at my crew and periodically glancing over at my wife as we sail..?

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theorphankid

oi! to fall in love with a pirate girl....out in the sea... and embrace each other tight, on a stormy night, while the ship is rocking slowly

captain-harpo

privateer (derogatory)

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