cynical.1

The gaggle of teens found themselves trapped in an underground lair of sorts. The technology was alien, glowing buttons and gooey tubes. At the center of the alien console there was CHRIS MCLEAN. But they didnt know it was chris mclean cuz this is an au where he's an alien and not a sadistic tv show host. He's been tubed btw.

"hello campers!"

The teens wanted to kill him immediately.

Courtney cleared her throat, making her way to the front of the pack while piercing Chris with a glare.

"What is going on here, exactly?"

"Good question, my tumbling turnips!" Chris grinned grinningly, his grinningly grin feeling sinisterly sinister. "You're all going to be super heroes!"

"Are you /srs or /j?" Noah asked, large forehead wrinkling with wrinkly concern.

"I'm slash gay"

"Oh happy pride month"