child of the cosmos

This is my vacation scruff.

You look like you’re a dose of bath salts away from committing a violent crime. I can’t even be seen with you.

Not as badly as you need a razor. What is that growing on your face?

Are you comparing me to Lucifer?

Oh no, did you hurt yourself?

Fall seven times, stand up eight, right?

Want a red bull?

No thank you. The warning labels on energy drinks scare me to death.

Do you need speed or something?

Levi!

     "You have a brother?"

It's one of my greatest flaws.

Yeah. I went on a date when him and then he turned into a slut, so we broke up. 

You share a common history with so many on our humble campus.

That’s horrible, don’t wish your brother dead!

I'd never wish for Maxwell's death, maybe a minor maiming or an accident that renders him mute, but never dead.