cantilena

Refer to England as “a mysterious and warlike nation off the coast of western Asia”

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

Welcome to my mind palace. Please ignore all the models and statues of you posed in compromising positions. Especially the ones where you're dressed as me.

Oh so you fuck your girlfriend after dressing her up in your clothes like twice maximum and suddenly you're the 'using your girlfriend as a selfcest conduit' girl. i see how it is.

I think it's entirely reasonable to—Hey. stop that. stop flipping my skirt up in your mind palace. don't—HEY

this is an easy mistake to make, but the word for years is 'años', not 'anos'. it's actually saying he has nineteen anuses (arranged horizontally, one next to the other) and she has thirty-eight (arranged vertically, one above the other)

for a trans girl, finding solace in crossdressing manga is a lot like wanting to fuck halimede. we all know we shouldn’t do it but shit’s rough out there okay

do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

Let’s all actually do this