cantilena

who else here thinking about chicken strisps

Good post OP

good shit OP

good post OP

i love you very much OP

joe rogans wasted his life being a megaphone for rw nutjobs his true passion has always been hyping up chimpanzee attacks

if a hot girl doesn't shove a needle into me soon i might start eating people

[Freeze Frame] Yeah, I sat on the remote. [Unfreezes Frame]

lets go no contact with mama

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

honestly i have been responding to some of these replies at face value bc i do also think you have a duty as a human being to be nice to people. but if you think this post is scolding you to be nicer to people then youve already lost the plot. this post is about how assuming that everyone you meet is hostile and wants to hurt you is bad for you. it ruins your life and it is a choice you are continually making.

has the elephant in the room tried rotting until the smell is impossible to ignore