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she was totally jerking off her fugging penit

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I haven’t done anything for 4 hours but watch whatever cartoon loads up next so anyways there’s a whole episode of american dad bout klaus the fish dating an ancient malevolent wraith

bogleech

alright so he was super in love with her but he found out she’s just bound to whoever holds this cursed artifact he bought and therefore she never had any agency in their relationship, which he didn’t know because all she could do is shriek and he was inferring whatever he wanted to hear. He shatters the item to set her free and she tries to kill everyone but now that he can talk to her for real he finds out what she’s really into is baseball trivia so they go on a baseball road trip as platonic friends and that’s how the episode ends

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bungerc0re

well it's not a handshake.

bungerc0re

does anyone have that post i need it

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lesbianshepard

For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things "secret good finale" conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock "secret good episode" thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.

lesbianshepard

The stranger things finale is going to drop on Martin Luther King Jr Day because Stranger Things embodies the values of MLK

lesbianshepard

Close enough. Welcome back Johnlock truthers!

lesbianshepard

The subreddit also has a 60 page masterdoc of all their evidence, if anyone wants to archive that for the inevitable youtube video that's going to be made.

lesbianshepard

we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when Secret Good Finale happens in half an hour!

lesbianshepard

#throwing this in the queue #presumably this will have aged like a nice cheese

rookthebird

if your necromancer is digging that is NOT cute. they only exhume bodies when they're extremely stressed. a proper well-enriched necromancer is provided with enemies to kill and reanimate on a regular basis and will make their enemies claw out their own graves as a play behavior.

alternatively you might have a mad scientist that was sold as a necromancer. this is sadly very common but the two breeds actually have very different habitat requirements

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Hello This Is The Office Of The Specialist You Were Referred To. We Have Decided To Never Call You To Schedule An Appointment Because You Are Evil And We Do Not Accept Evil Patients

arienai

himejoshis of tumblr... can we get a shoutout for the WIKIPEDIA YURI GIRLS!!!

winsaykophum

Looking at the Wikimedia and Edit archives, this was the previous yuri image that was featured on /wiki/Yuri_(Genre) and they're CATGIRLSLSD

lightningbuster

Sure. Run the file with Beatrice. Who gives a fuck anymore

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The Yugioh world championships are in France this year and apparently Macron appeared on the official live stream to wish the players good luck which is insane in and of itself but it also resulted in one of the craziest unedited pictures of a politician in history:

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larkstonguesinaspicpart1

Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.

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theprimeministerofamerica

Slim thique with my shitass Saturday

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Level 1: Sci-fi aliens exhibit a cultural gender binary which exactly corresponds to the cultural gender binary of the human target audience.

Level 2: Sci-fi aliens exhibit the target audience's gender binary with some specific feature conspicuously inverted, like women are the stereotypically violent and lustful ones or whatever.

Level 3: Sci-fi aliens exhibit the target audience's gender binary, plus 1–3 "extra" genders just sort of dangling off the side of the system that literally never come up except to make jokes about them.

Level 4: The text insists that the sci-fi aliens have no genders, which are a human conceit; that every individual alien we meet happens to neatly conform with the target audience's gender binary is coincidence.

Level 5: The text attempts to un-gender its sci-fi aliens simply by taking the target audience's gender binary and subtracting one of the genders, like all of the aliens are lesbians, but you can still clearly tell which aliens are meant to be the "man" lesbians and which aliens are meant to be the "woman" lesbians.

Level 6: The text genuinely departs from the target audience's gender binary, but only because the author is using the sci-fi aliens' genders as an allegory for something else – e.g., physical disabilities, political affiliations, etc. – in a way that doesn't really make sense if you think about it too hard; "capitalist" is now a gender.

Level 7: Sci-fi aliens exhibit a set of genders which appear truly novel, until halfway through the text you suddenly realise that said genders have a 1:1 mapping with Dungeons & Dragons character classes.

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