cantilena

this is an easy mistake to make, but the word for years is 'años', not 'anos'. it's actually saying he has nineteen anuses (arranged horizontally, one next to the other) and she has thirty-eight (arranged vertically, one above the other)

for a trans girl, finding solace in crossdressing manga is a lot like wanting to fuck halimede. we all know we shouldn’t do it but shit’s rough out there okay

do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

Let’s all actually do this

instagram is now showing me ai videos of farm dogs ripping apart supernatural creatures

Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! 👣 ⚡️

bushido has fallen

I missed the Great Tumblr Outage because I was out strolling through the city in a stupid gay outfit with my lovely friend drinking iced drinks in the summer sun. always log off ❤️

fuck I can't even pretend. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. you all had fun on tumblr down detector without me. I can't believe it. I wish I had been there frantically refreshing the page but noooo. I just HAD to be out looking for books and eating ramen. WHATEVER

You live in Antarctica?

ohohohohoo slapping you on the back hohoohohooo slapping you on the back hohohohoooo oooohohohohoooooo slapping hohoooo

no

Will you experience sexual attraction to locusts