cantilena

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

they’re casting jacob elordi as white john gaius

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

thank you. it is now march madness time.

pretty unbelievable that in spite of the insane level of flesh ripping edits to turn him into a human bird this is still instantly recognizable as Jerma

"the sun is a ball of superheated gas" well, that's good to know. but it doesn't explain everything.

TAHW ruoy

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?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

nolemretaW

false alarm, everyone! in touhou 11 subterranean animism, there is actually one thing reimu could possibly be happy about! and that is the existence of Aya Shameimaru

everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

I was, but I was very much not disappointed.

honestly about half way i went from "hmm cat bed" to "nahh cat would fuck it up" but still wasnt ready

@tyrantisterror

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

Not now kitten, mommy has to defend her schismatic positions before the papal council