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when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

Cold open to the hottest new procedural crime show

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

Not to be snobby/elitist but influencers need to remain in their own separate lane and I’ve never been more serious about that… you are not a real music critic because you review albums on your popular YouTube channel, in the same way I’m not looking at the top Goodreads reviews or going on booktok for genuine literary criticism. I saw some quote recently from an influencer who was interviewing celebrities on a red carpet and she said something along the lines of “fans want to see people like us talking to their favs as if we were their friends!” and it’s like…okay? But I actually want interviews with actual trained reporters, too. Which is not to say there’s no value in some of what influencers are doing…The woman who asks celebs silly, low stakes questions over takeout chicken is a cute addition to any press cycle. But she’s not a reporter, and what she’s doing is not actual journalism. Influencers with huge platforms should feel proud of themselves for building something that clearly resonates with people, but for any of them to claim to be “top of the field,” above people with like, actual education and qualifications and years of experience at their job, is just ludicrous. You are the natural successor to the Buzzfeed listicle. You are not “the only relevant music critic today.” Be so fucking serious.

You will never 100% idiotproof your creative work & if you try to, you will only succeed in smothering the soul out of it. btw

Purging all of the neutrons from my house.

Smart idea

New problem

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

it’s such a shame that despite the millions of books, movies, and tv shows out there, no one has EVER managed to write a woman well. yeah, believe it or not, it’s never happened, not even once! and since i’m incapable of enjoying characters that AREN’T well written, i’ll just have to keep ONLY enjoying well written men, like tony stark

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

as you should, my liege… here, enjoy this almond scented wine…

This is why I fuck with you

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

"it's not that deep" with the power of this shovel anything is possible