ramblings of a hufflepuff!

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Ron: Where are you??

Y/N: Have you ever thought how if a shooting star fell on you, you and everything around you would cease to exist.

Draco: I- what?

Y/N: I mean we already know most of these stars are dead.

Draco: Yes, but it's-

Y/N: Like are we glorifying staring at the dead? Is this romantic, staring at the potential end that looms above us as a nightly reminder of our mortality-

Draco: MERLIN- Y/N WHAT KIND OF HUFFLEPUFF ARE YOU?

Y/N: Does being a Hufflepuff mean I can not state mere facts and observations?

Draco: If this is because I ate your pastry-

Y/N: It definitely is, you SADIST.

Draco: t'was delicious too, you feisty thing😏

Draco: why are we whispering?

Y/n: so Harry thinks we're conspiring against him

Draco: oooh

Harry: what are they talking about?

Pumpkin patch employee:...ok

Slytherin: Hey watch your language or I'll have to wash your mouth out with soap

Hufflepuff: Can I eat the soap?

Slytherin: Look at this weird shaped squash, it's so odd looking

Hufflepuff: That's so sad, what if it never gets picked by someone?

Slytherin: I don't know, but come on we need to get going on the rest of the grocery list.

*later in the car*

Slytherin: Why do you look so sad, what's wrong?

Hufflepuff: *looks at Slytherin*

Slytherin: Oh my god, you want to go back for that squash don't you?

Hufflepuff, nearly in tears: It might not get taken home otherwise

James: Three words.