the void (but in a dank way)

A vampire who falls in love with a human technically has a food fetish.

Actually it would be a food wrapping fetish

HEY remind me to never think about forgetting again. The concept scares me. good night

Said Shakira, whilst writing Can't Remember to Forget You

Why not both

Took me a minute

stop trying to get me to go on a date with you and just accept that you will never have what me and the shadow people who watch me when i have sleep paralysis have

then i shall hide in your closet to learn with them

i should turn myself into an earring and maybe some lesbian would finally want me

ay lil mama lemme whisper i yo ear

what if we’re doing it in the wrong order and if we press all of them correcly a secret path will open on our TV

*sneezes* guess I'm allergic

The fuckabulary