i want adam jensen to step on me

Your name is PLACIDO

You have an INTENSE rivalry with YUSEI. You spend most of your time meticulously cataloging and scrutinizing his activities. The knowledge will prove useful. You are CERTAIN that the fateful day of his defeat draws near. You will best him in a game of cards, and impress upon him, the nature of your MECHANICAL SUPERIORITY. 

You LOVE Z-One. He is your GOD and CREATOR. He works in mysterious and SLOW ways. This makes you IMPATIENT and IRRITABLE.

You have a weakness for STRAWBERRIES, and is an aspiring barista, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You also fancy yourself well-read in APIARIST ARTS.  

Computer-simulated picture of a supermassive black hole at the core of a galaxy. The dark region black hole’s event horizon, warping the surrounding space a funhouse mirror.