yes my Diamond uwu

(I've only been gone for what, 5 years? :p)

I have no nose and I must sniff.

beccy sucrose, kicking down my door: guess whos gonna have to learn how to draw armor you simple bitch

(Here’s some design work for a rebel!YP AU made by a friend. This doesn’t answer your question at all, but you can be sure that if Pearls ruled the world, they’d do it in style.)

“How’s that?”

>:}

User: 1XL Topic: why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why w WHO. IS. THIS. Who does this pink abomination think she is?! I wait for my Diamond to exit the ship, I salute her and get told to LEAVE. She came back WITH MY DIAMOND, practically WRAPPED AROUND HER NECK while I barely even get a hello?! I DON’T even know what kind of gem she’s supposed to be! IS THIS A NEW PEARL?! I NEVER- --- Log Date: 6 13 3 User: 1XL Topic:  Today my Diamond dismissed me for what will probably turn out to be the last time. I’ve served my purpose as a Pearl, and have now become obsolete. Spinel has managed to do what I’ve never been able to: make her laugh. I suspect I will be harvested soon. Goodbye. --- Log Date: 6 16 3 User: 1XL Topic: Note to self Maybe try being a little less dramatic. --- End Transmission

(GSJSGSJG god ur right..... it's really been too long. my current feelings towards SU are kind of indifferent, BUT i still care about Yellow Pearl a lot. so i'll be working on clearing out the ol' inbox again)

(little did you know, she’s been stuck like this for months)

anon you have no idea what you’re up against

edit: for some reason, my posts still aren't showing up in the tags. anybody know what's up with that? edit: IM BACK BABY!! the issue has been resolved!

[part 1 - part 2 - part 3]

[part 1 - part 2 - part 3]

this one’s on the house, guys

“Hold on, it appears I’m… needed elsewhere.”[part 1 - part 2 - part 3]