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Our first episode of The Dark, an original interactive fiction podcast is now on Soundcloud.
The map so far:
(via https://soundcloud.com/thedark-14/thedark-episode1-final?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=tumblr)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Episode 17 features Kyle, Daniel and Jamey as they list and bring samples of their top five favorite game soundtracks and cohesively choose a number one of all time.
Pixels was watched and discussed. Wut da huh was up with the Qbert thing? ...
We do a game of Lie or Fact, where each person comes in with either a lie or fact about their lives. For 90 seconds, we question and guess if itâs a lie or fact. Games are discussed. And we partake in some gaming confessions.
(via https://soundcloud.com/lemediocrity/episode-17-bathroom-buddies-112?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=tumblr)
Well, poop. Iâm sorry, Lindsay! (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrK-TfJD5Us)
A mashup of our Le Mediocrity logo and Master Chief. What better way to express the mediocreness of The Master Chief Collection.
Weâre 16 episodes in. Listen and subscribe to hear our past, current and future podcasts! We discuss topical topics, play some word improv games and answer questions. Soundcloud has current episodes only: https://soundcloud.com/lemediocrity/tracks iTunes for all podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/le-medcast/id985717202?mt=2 Or search Le Mediocrity on your podcast catcher app.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
When yer just whoopinâ straight up on dem fools, son.
Lindsay and Kyle are still attempting the Fleeca Job elite challenge record run in 5:08 or under. Things go wrong. Things always go wrong. The setup couldnât be a better foreshadowing of whatâs to come.
IN CASE YOU DIDNâT KNOW THERE IS A FRANCHISE OF MOVIES ABOUT TORNADOES WITH SHARKS INSIDE OF THEM
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING ONE DAY SOMEONE WAS LIKE âYO I HAVE THIS IDEAâ âNATURAL DISASTER TORNADO MOVIEâ âBUT WITH SHARKSâ AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM WAS LIKE âLETâS FUCKING GO.â
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DEFINITELY WILL ALWAYS BE THE FRIEND IN THE ROOM WHO SAYS âLETâS FUCKING GOâ WE ONLY GET SO MUCH LIFE WHO KNOWS WHEN YOU MIGHT BE SWALLOWED BY A SHARK WITH NO CHAINSAW TO BREAK YOURSELF OUTÂ
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING IN THE EVENT THAT THIS MOVIE EVER WERE TO BECOME REALITY THE SHARKS DEFINITELY DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS NO SHARK EVER SAT IN A ROOM WITH OTHER SHARKS AND WAS LIKE âYO I HAVE THIS IDEAâ âLETâS GET INSIDE A FUCKING TORNADOâ âAND HAVE IT HURL US AT MAJOR METROPOLISES IN AMERICAâ YOU CAN TELL THIS BY THE WAY THE SHARKS FLAIL AROUND AND HOW SO MANY OF THEM DIE AND HOW THEY DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO STAY IN THE OCEAN
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DEFINITELY WILL ALWAYS SYMPATHIZE WITH THE SHARKS ON THIS ONE IâVE BEEN OCEAN CREATURE SUCKED INTO A TORNADOÂ ONLY TO BE MADE VILLAIN BY THE THING THAT PUT ME THERE IâVE BEEN HURLED AT PEOPLE UNWILLINGLYÂ SHOUTINGÂ âIâM SORRY IâM SORRY IâM SORRYâ AS I FLEW INVOLUNTARILY TOWARD THEM I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO HAVE A STORM MADE OF YOUR BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR RATTLING IN YOUR BRAIN TO BE A STORM MADE OF YOUR BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR TO BE A STORM SCREAMING THAT NO FEAR IS MORE RATIONAL THAN ANOTHER BUT FUCK IT
I WANNA MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT A REVERSE BLACK HOLE LIGHT IS SPEWED OUT OF ITÂ AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYTHING IS MAGIC IâLL CALL IT A MEMOIRÂ IN THIS MOVIE I MAKE MYSELF THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THE CENTER TOO AND EVERYONE ELSE IS A MAIN CHARACTER TOO AND NO ONE BECOMES A VILLAIN WITHOUT TRYING TO AND WHEN YOU SWALLOW SOMEONE WHOLE YOU APOLOGIZEÂ EVEN IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENTÂ AND THERE ARE OTHER MOVIES WITHIN MY MOVIE ABOUT VERY LARGE SPIDERS FIGHTING ROBOT ALIENS AND THESE ARE NOT THE SAME AS TRANSFORMERS THEYâRE JUST NOT
AND IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO TELL ME I CANâT MAKE THIS MOVIE I WILL STAND ON THE TOP OF THE TABLE WHERE WE ARE HAVING THIS MOVIE MAKING DELIBERATION AND I WILL SCREAM LOUDLY DIRECTLY AT THE VOICE OF THE OPPOSITION AND I WILL SAY IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING THERE IS A FRANCHISE OF MOVIES ABOUT TORNADOES WITH SHARKS INSIDE OF THEM. DONâT TELL ME WHATâS IMPOSSIBLE AND THEN I WILL CALMLY RETURN TO MY SEAT LIKE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY JUST HAPPENED BECAUSE IT DIDNâT BECAUSE IT DIDNâT BECAUSE FUCK YOU BECAUSE THEREâS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO PRETEND THAT ANY OF THIS WAS ORDINARY TO BEGIN WITH
The poemest of poems.
Another civilian car causing a failed elite challenge run. Ainât mah fault.
Kyle reminisces about the Virtual Boy and the roller coaster of emotions. A roller coaster that started high, went low and never went back up.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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