Randomness Really

I'm w_a_r_p_e_r on AO3 for WTTT, but I also identify as:

"Mom"

"(Ms. Teacher)"

"Fuck you!" (from the grown men in public I like to antagonize by calling "princess" when they make the mistake of speaking to me)

I am Ohio, and he is me.

I live and teach on the shores of Lake Erie, just in view of the islands. In no particular order, I love:

Insulting small mammals that come in my yard

Lying to tourists for fun - and once for profit!

Teaching my students increasingly unhinged lore as each school year progresses

Tamales

Fun facts!

I am (currently) 0.5375% bionic

My husband and I got married to "Red Flags" by Tom Cardy

If I go longer than 4 hours without caffeine I implode

I have detailed future retirement plans to implement a seagull-based cult

I teach a low-tech classroom because it's developmentally appropriate . . . but mostly because I don't know how my smartboard works

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The incomplete list of AO3 authors I consider my own personal source of emotional support and/or joy:

scribbling_lark (the one who got me stuck on the fandom)

Lune(DawTD)

clottedcreamfudge

mur_cielago

awkwardbucketofcrazies (wordsurge4)

TheyWhoShantBeNamed

xEchoecho88x

AceAsADHD

Toinette93

Wraith_and_Demjin

stutteringpeach

railmedaddy

Somewhatnerdy

T_Wolf

thewholebeingherething

MittenTroll

Texas appears in a meeting eating frosted sugar cookies. And it causes an uproar once Gov looks disgusted and says "you actually eat those?"

"Uh- Yeah, they're good as fuck?"

"Don't know what the fuck you're talking about." New York cuts in.

And the argument just escalates form there as more states feel the need to speak their minds on his choice of snack.

These r the cookies btw, it's always so split w ppl. But just so u know, their the best fucks ass cookies in the game.

More silly* city OC art! In honor of the first day of Pride Month (let’s pretend I planned it this way), have a vaguely historical-but-still-queer-AF San Francisco, feat. Emperor Norton.

*This started off as a sketch of a “silly” historical figure but then I ended up researching the guy and bit and getting actual feels. Buckle up yall.

Only know bc of my miis

I like to present to the WTTT fandom this California ball I impulsively bought last year.

May I add??

that's ok I do that when I'm strapped for time

COOKING RICE IN THE MICROWAVE IS NOT

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