JJBA Imagines, Headcannons, ETC... (JoJo Galore)

OooooOOoooo SPOICY YOU SAY??? (These might be really bad, but idk. I’m kinda tired)

-Abbachio curses softly, while you groan.

-”Abbachio…” You whisper as you shut your eyes in pain. He grunts in acknowledgement.

-”You added too much paprika…”

ThE eND sO SPICY. JK. Here are some actual awkward spicy headcanons

-He grunts or curses softly in bed, not much of a yeller or a groaner.

-A one night stand kind of guy.

-Has sex rarely.

-He wants to make love, trust me, but he feels like he doesn’t deserve it.

Update on my life: I’m on spring break, I got accepted into coolleg so hurray my future is getting set into place, also school still sucks.

Btw, I hath made a new blog for the purpose of writing and reviewing OCs and story ideas, so if you wanna check it out be my guest.

Ohohohohohohohoho. Time to get back into writing.

Jonathan:

-The wielder of the first gen starters. I can’t even think of anything else. Their third evolutions are all so freaking beefy. I can’t even.

Joseph:

-Um, Gengar? Both are tricksters, Gengar will be used for some of Joseph’s pranks. Gengar is a ghost=can probably phase through walls, and get the jump on some his Joseph’s opponents.

-Zoroak is a good match too, since it can transform and disguise itself. Good for battles when Joseph needs a trick or two up his sleeve

Jotaro:

-Blaziken just replace Star Platinum’s punches with Blaziken’s kicks and you’re done. Also Blaziken is super Uber with his mega evolution and his ability of increasing his speed one tier each turn. The fastest fucking Pokemon ever. Watch out Dio (he’d probably have Dialga just saying).

-Lucario is just as good for him. Both are cool. Lucario knows extreme speed and close combat so, he’s as close to Splat as you can get.

Josuke:

-Blissey. Look. It’s a defensive wall, it heals pokemon, it’s fucking passive, unless a Pokemon uses taunt, then it’s done. Much like Josuke, he’s passive, but then you’re done if you taunt if him, then be ready for his next Pokemon.

-Infernape is also a good Pokemon for Josuke. Idk. Reminds of the anime Chimchar that got good whenever he went into his ability. Also fire-fighting type, good offense capabilities. Also dat close combat doh.

Giorno:

-Serperior: I admit, grass types are garbage (in my opinion)… but Serperior is quick, and when boosted it can become a monster, also the name of this thing is Serperior=Superior, all that Giorno is.

-Dratini: I swear to God if Dio doesn’t pass down his Max IV and EV,  Adamant nature Dratini or a Bagon to Giorno…

-Bulbasaur courtesy of Jonathan Joestar

Jolyne:

-Riolu cause come on.

-Galvantula. It’s a spider. It has threads. It’s very quick, yet frail. If this goes down, then Jolyne would probably use the Riolu to sweep.

Johnny:

-Cosmog, since I find Cosmog’s evolution goes from cute/adorable into total badassery (either Lunala or Sogaleo). It’s a rather fitting parallel to Tusk.

-Rapidash. Lmao. Bc why not?

Gappy:

-I had the most difficult with Gappy

-Aegislash. The Pokemon is Uber tier with the ability to change stances (defense to offense and vice versa). Mind games are being played whenever this Pokemon is in play. Will he attack or defend? 

Eyyyy I’m so glad to hear that you’re enjoying my fanfic! There’s hardly any updates because well.... The procrastination, lmao. And recently my old fandoms have been calling me back Danganronpa hell, Doctor Who, Pokemon.

Lmaoooo. I’m playing Ultra Moon and the Battle Tree is such a bitch. My team sucks.

Ahhhh these are a bit short. Im starting to get writer’s block

Dio

-He’s a bit pissed that you aren’t proud of your body, I mean, would he really settle for someone who wasn’t pretty and matches up with his standards?

-He’s even more pissed that you’ve been harassed about your body, people better think twice now before insulting you now that he’s around.

-Dio will definitely hunt down the men who catcall you, not even feeding on them and give them a very, very, very painful death.

-He will make you appreciate yourself godammmit using all of the goddamn power he has.

Jotaro

-He’s not really a man of words, but he’ll do everything in his power to make you appreciate yourself and try to cheer you up.

-”You’re beautiful, don’t listen to those fucking idiots”, they’re probably the only words of encouragement your gonna get, and if Jotaro has to say it, then he means it.

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Funny thing is that I used to watch them a lot when I was younger, now… not so much. Most of them are bad now, and also most of the ghost shows are just recreations of haunted experiences told by people. It’s just not the same.

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Hahahahahahaha. Sweats nervously. Mafia men

Jk. Lol. I guess nice guys glasses are a plus too, and they’re like nerdy. Maybe they’re understanding as well.

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It depends lmao. Sometimes I can stay up until 4 in the morning or just sleep at 10. There is no inbetween.

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1: What color are your socks?

2: Have you ever lied about your age? Why?

3: What is something you regret in the past month?

4: Do you believe in love at first sight?

5: When was the last time you wrote someone a letter on paper?

6: How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike? Who taught you?

7: Do you get along with your parents? Why or why not?

8: What’s your favorite season?

9: Do you currently like someone?

10: Have you ever used an Ouija board?

11: What’s the last song you sang?

12: What’s your favorite scent?

13: What’s your favorite urban legend?

14: What’s a bad habit that you have?

15: What’s a strange habit that you have?

16: What’s the first instrument that you learned to play?

17: How would you describe your ‘type?’

18: Would you rather stay in or go out?

19: What was the last thing you said to your mom?

20: Do you want to get married someday?

21: Have you ever snuck out?

22: Can you sing well?

23: What’s an embarrassing thing that happened this week?

24: When was the last time you went sledding?

25: Have you ever/do you liked someone you know you can never be with?

26: Do people often mispronounce your name?

27: Would you like to live in another country?

28: Do you like to watch ghost-hunting shows?

29: Who was the last person you said you loved to?

30: What’s something you’d like to be better at?

31: Have you ever stayed up to talk to someone who was sad?

32: What was the last thing you cooked?

33: Do you think you would make a good parent?

34: Do you have trouble sleeping at night?

35: Where is your best friend right now?

36: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

37: How late do you usually stay up at night?

38: When was the last time you cried and why?

39: Have you ever won a contest?

40: Can you draw well?

41: Would you ever date someone you met on Tumblr/the internet?

42: What was the last thing you ate?

43: Do you think you’re/you’d make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

44: Have you ever had a near-death experience?

45: What do you think people think of you?

46: What is your middle name and do you like it?

47: Are you close with either of your parents?

48: Do you like yourself?

49: State five facts about your appearance –

I relate to your problem fam, but we just gotta accept our love for the trash man.

Only sfw bc I suck ass at nsfw:

-Joshuu will attempt to be ‘romantic’ (even though most of the time, he’s not)

-There’s definitely drinking involved, lots and lots of drinking with all kinds of alcohol.

-You two are probably in your apartment, just watching the countdown on TV.

-Joshuu is definitely gonna be the one counting down along with the TV, while you stare at him in amusement.

-When it hits zero, he’s gonna pop that confetti (it’s definitely gonna be a pain to clean up and you’re definitely gonna force him to clean it up).

-Joshuu will also kiss you during that time span, using the excuse ‘that’s what couples do during New Years’ (also just because he wants to kiss you because he’s Joshuu)

-Joshuu will also try to take it a step further if you know what I mean