everything will be okay

Just the weekend! I am vistin’ my friend Lucy, but I used to be a participant here a few months ago. Oh! I’m Leif!

Did you just ask me for gossip?

Think of it less as gossip and more as informing ya little pal Leif about everything that he has missed since he left!

Can you now? You should definitely give me a lesson then, gorgeous. On cooking – I’m more then capable on that last part. 

I can give ya lessons, but I only cook vegan food. It’s still tasty though, I promise ya that! Ya would have to come to my visitor’s villa... I’ve only been there for like five minutes, but we can cook there in the kitchen!

Neither do I. But talk to him and I’m sure he will tell you more, since he knows all about it. 

Ah shit, how ya liking Chi-town?  I visited a friend in the Lake Forrest area but I ain’t seen much of it other than that and the airport.  The tot’s only been here a month maybe but I have a feelin’ y’all woulda been friends cuz so far you’re remindin’ me of him.  Hell yeah, show me around.  Leif like that heartthrob singer from I don’t fuckin’ know… the 70′s/80′s?  Leif Garrett?  I’m Chad… just Chad.

Oh, I love it! There is always so much to do there and so many different places to go and see! Even after a few months, I’m still experiencing all these new places and it is just crazy coolio! A month? I definitely wouldn’t have known him, but it’s good to know that he would make a friend! I always like new friends, maybe I can meet CT this weekend. Okay, where do ya want to go first? I can bring ya anywhere, I know it all! I have no idea who ya’re talking about, but I don’t know much music anywho. Nice to meet ya Chad! A lot of fun words rhyme with ya name!

I’m looking for a man.

I don’t think that’s a kink I’m familiar with.

Would anyone care to save me some trouble and simply deliver Elijah Crawford to my villa?  It would save me the time of figuring out where he’s decided to hide for the weekend.

I don’t really know who that is. Can ya give me a description and if I see him I can let him know for ya!

Someone needs to teach me how to cook. So, you know, I can thank people in other ways then just a really, really good blowjob. 

I can cook and give good blowjobs! Best of both worlds!