Hey. Stop where you are, I have some questions for you.
-Lieutenant DeTain
Oh, sure, I guess answering questions is more important than doing my job.
What job is that? You don't have jurisdiction here.
Sure, I'm technically not employed, but it's still my duty to take care of criminals.
Is it? Vigilantism is also a crime. You can't make an arrest, what exactly are your intentions?
Protecting my fellow citizens, of course.
From?
Criminals.
Of course. And how exactly are you planning on doing that? I don't care that you're a nightmare, but I'm a little suspicious that I might have a problem with your method of operation. For that matter, criminals are also citizens of Lego City. What crime are you planning on stopping?
As much as I can stop. Of course, I'm just one man, so I can't end all crime.
You're being infuriatingly vague. This isn't an interrogation, but it could turn into one.
What, you're going to interrogate yourself?
You aren't me. But if it was necessary, yes.
Hm. Interesting. I don't think it'd solve anything, but you do you.
Why don't we just take a trip to the station to discuss this?
I don't think that's necessary.
Isnβt it? Youβre being pretty uncooperative, and between the two of us, Iβm the only one actually involved in law enforcement.
The only reason I'm not is because I haven't spoken to the chief yet.
Well letβs just go talk to him then.
With you? No thanks.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Either we go talk to the chief, or I shadow you all day and the second I catch wind of you doing something illegal, I haul you into the station anyway.
I choose neither. I should be leaving now, so I can do something more productive.
The hard way it is. Respectable, but frankly inconvenient today. Iβll be watching you.
You seriously don't have anything better to do than follow me around and be useless?
