why?

that s your guardian angel now

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

💀💀💀

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

Im fucking dead

@wonderland-starlight

Stop thinking about everything so much, you’re breaking your own heart.

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

stop

cyan-biologist

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

I had to reblog this, what’s better than a literal bone spider.

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair