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maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

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@left-and-right-dad thanks for the date :)
It was lovely, liebchen. You had a good time?
I really did :)
Glad I took the leap
Wunderbar. Say, if you're free next week anytime, I hear one of the smaller guilds is having a cabaret. We could have dinner after, ja?
Damn, my knees hurt
Y'know, sometimes I forget how much blood the human body can hold.
Like, more than a gallon. Crazy
Average human male weighing in at 90kg contains approximately 12 pints of blood. So about a gallon and a half.
And just a singular arm can weigh 5.5 kg, and the brain can account for 2% of your body weight.
All very important to know when it comes to proper disposal.
Never hurts to keep some disturbin facts in the back pocket to spice up a conversation, thanks kiddo
@left-and-right-dad get a load of your Zagi! He's pretty smart!
It's not a question of intelligence, liebchen; but of advisability.
Zagi, did I not tell you not to shit where you eat?
I was born in a house of roaches to be fair but I don’t see how your statement correlates with my facts about the human body
Ahh, there the Zagi we all know and dread. Carry on, I suppose.
@left-and-right-dad thanks for the date :)
It was lovely, liebchen. You had a good time?

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Y'know, sometimes I forget how much blood the human body can hold.
Like, more than a gallon. Crazy
Average human male weighing in at 90kg contains approximately 12 pints of blood. So about a gallon and a half.
And just a singular arm can weigh 5.5 kg, and the brain can account for 2% of your body weight.
All very important to know when it comes to proper disposal.
Never hurts to keep some disturbin facts in the back pocket to spice up a conversation, thanks kiddo
@left-and-right-dad get a load of your Zagi! He's pretty smart!
It's not a question of intelligence, liebchen; but of advisability.
Zagi, did I not tell you not to shit where you eat?
we need to bring the word shan't back
I'm working on it, liebchen.
Ahh, so I see I ain't the only person ya call liebchen
Jealous, darling? :) Don't be, they can't compare
Ah, really...?
Natürlich! Trust me liebchen, you are breathtaking.
Sorry for the delay, I had to think for a bit.
You're pretty damn good yourself, Yeager.
Why, danke, my dear. Would you care to meet for drinks sometime, perhaps at the Sagittarius?
Sure! You can give me some ideas on what shapes to sculpt my beard into
It's comin along alright, but I've learned theres a lotta upkeep that goes into takin care of a beard
A pain in the ass, honestly...
I should be glad too, darling. Shall we call this a date as well? :) Perhaps after, we could go to the flat I keep in Dahngrest, ja?
we need to bring the word shan't back
I'm working on it, liebchen.
Ahh, so I see I ain't the only person ya call liebchen
Jealous, darling? :) Don't be, they can't compare
Ah, really...?
Natürlich! Trust me liebchen, you are breathtaking.
Sorry for the delay, I had to think for a bit.
You're pretty damn good yourself, Yeager.
Why, danke, my dear. Would you care to meet for drinks sometime, perhaps at the Sagittarius?
we need to bring the word shan't back
I'm working on it, liebchen.
Ahh, so I see I ain't the only person ya call liebchen
Jealous, darling? :) Don't be, they can't compare
Ah, really...?
Natürlich! Trust me liebchen, you are breathtaking.
we need to bring the word shan't back
I'm working on it, liebchen.
Ahh, so I see I ain't the only person ya call liebchen
Jealous, darling? :) Don't be, they can't compare

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we need to bring the word shan't back
I'm working on it, liebchen.
What's your favorite place in the world?
I travel much, and the world is full of wonderful places. Although two in particular come to mind. One is the bridge over the river running past Dahngrest; when I first came to town I liked to sit on it an feed the ducks, you see.
The other...
The other is the knights' stable in Zaphias.
Now, what's the history with the knights' stable?
I...it is where I met Csaey, ja?
Where do you shop for your clothes?
Mostly in the shops in Nordopolica these days, although there are certain shows put on in the seedier parts of Zaphias where I obtain alternate wardrobes. >:)
So do you have eyebrows or nah?
What's your favorite place in the world?
I travel much, and the world is full of wonderful places. Although two in particular come to mind. One is the bridge over the river running past Dahngrest; when I first came to town I liked to sit on it an feed the ducks, you see.
The other...
The other is the knights' stable in Zaphias.

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What do you think about the snow?
It's prettier to look at than to travel through, though a quietta-drawn sled has a certain charm to it. Especially with the right company, ja?
How's the goatee coming along?
Raven, liebchen, is that you? :)
I'm kinda mad, honestly
You. Are...
There's nothin i can say to win against ya, is there?
Casey, you've got good taste...
Mm, I take it that means you like it, ja? :) It's not a contest, liebchen; we could both win, if you like. >:)