𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕱𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊!

I can imagine 3 positions for ichiban "shutting up" the tsundere with fem reader in mind

Ichiban is strong so i can imagine him holding her up , his head between her thighs , legs relaxing on his shoulders and she cant do anything else but tug him at his hair. Just completely left at his mercy 🫠

Ichiban has his girl on the kitchen counter , the food that they were cooking is left forgotten because ichiban only has one meal in mind

And here is a more traditional one:

He is seeing his lady wear one of his shirts, it looks so good on her and he just needs to lay her down on his bed and- well you can imagine the rest-

Btw plz go sleep

SMUT ANONNNNNNN AHHHHHHHH I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU WITH THESE SEXY IDEAS!!! ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE LIKE CRAZY!!!

Ichibannnn I need a Ichibannnnn Kasugaaaaaa 😩

Now I know that ichiban isnt a brat tamer but I know damn well that he can make a tsundere sing a different with some good head.

Yessssssssssssssss!!!!

Reader: Shut up *Cleaning the blood from his stomach* Can't believe you were fighting Majima and fucking SAEJIMA out of all people! You're such a dumbass..

Ichiban: Sorry.. Bad new though.. I will continue fighting after this *Nervously chuckles*

Reader: *Rolls eyes* Not my problem.. *Patch him up*

Ichiban: Soo you know Maj-

Reader: I don't want to talk about it..

Ichiban: *Nods* Okay, no worries

Reader: *Holds his face, cleaning his bleeding lip* Saejima got you good..

Ichiban: He uh- yeah he punches hard

Reader: Does it hurt? *Moves closer*

Ichiban: N-Not as bad

Reader: Yeah?.. *Stares at his lips, blushes* I.. shouldn't be doing this..

Ichiban: Doing.. what?

Reader: Just.. Just shut up *Kisses his lips gently, not wanting to hurt him*

Ichiban: HMPH!? *Blushes hard*

Reader: *Pulls away, both your hands resting on his chest* Fuck.. I'm sorry, Ichi..

Ichiban: *Shakes head* Nonono! It's okay it's okay! I was just surprised!!

Reader: I would be too *Chuckles but groans* What is wrong with me..

Ichiban: *Hugs you close* Nothing is wrong with you, Reader-Chan! I-I think you're a beautiful and amazing and caring and fun person! Anyone would be lucky to love you!

Reader: *Blushes hard* Y-You.. really think so? If only that was true..

Ichiban: It is true! I-I can l-love you?

Reader: *Looks into his eyes* Really?.. *Looks away* I don't know.. my feelings are all over the place, Ichi.. I can't do that to you..

Ichiban: That's okay! There's no rush! *Smiles*

Reader: Dammit Kasuga, stop that!

Ichiban: *Tilts head* Stop what?

Reader: *Kisses him again* Stop being so damn cute.. *Pouts*

Ichiban: *Looks away, probably a tomato at this point* Ehe h-howww do I stop being cute? *Grins*

Here is something

Imagine tsundere reader patching up a shirtless ichiban 🤤 aaaaa i need those two to kiss!!!

Ichiban: *Eyes widen too* Reader-Chan!?

Reader: Oh shit.. How long has it been? *Puts your hands on his arms, taking a good look at him*

Ichiban: Ehe uh well.. 18 years to be exact

Reader: 18 years.. *Combs his hair with your nails* Your hair looks a lot better than that shitty one you use to have

Ichiban: I-I- h-hey!!

Reader: Hey I said your hair looks a lot better! At least I compliment you

Ichiban: *Blushes* Y-Yeah..

Saeko: Who's this, Ichiban?

Ichiban: Oh! This is Reader! We've known each other for a while.. *Scratches the back of his head* 'til I went to prison..

Reader: What? Wait you did!? And you didn't bother to let me know!? Who the fuck forced you to take their kill!?

Ichiban: *Tenses* How did you know that!!??

Reader: Why wouldn't I know that, dumbass!! Anyone with a brain should know you can't kill!! *Sighs* Anyway.. You guys busy?

Joon Gi Han: Very much. Why do you ask?

Reader: *Shrugs, pouting* No reason..

Ichiban: Hm.. We can visit you later, you still live in that same house?

Reader: *Blushes* Mhm..

Ichiban: Great! Can't wait to see what you'll be cooking up! I miss your food

Reader: Pshh.. Of course you do! I'm the best cook out there after all

Zhao: As good as mine?

Reader: Hm? You cook too?

Zhao: Yep~ Mind if I cook with you?

Reader: I usually hate when people are in the kitchen while I'm cooking.. Buuuut it wouldn't hurt to let another fellow chef in the kitchen with me

Zhao: Nicee~

Ichiban: *Whispers* I think we'll die if their food is mix together, it will taste THAT good

Nanba: Oooo I can't wait!

Ichiban: *In line behind you* Hm?

Reader: *Sighs* I'll put these back.. *Grabs your lunch*

Ichiban: Hey, want me to pay for it?

Reader: *Raise a brow* You want to pay for my lunch?.. *Squints* Why?..

Ichiban: Because it's the right thing to do! *Smiles*

Reader: Hmph.. If.. you're offering, I could really use the lunch..

Ichiban: Great! *Puts his own things on the counter, paying for both his and yours*

Reader: *Takes the lunch* Thanks.. felt like you really saved my life there..

Ichiban: No problem! All in the day's work!

Reader: *Walks out the store* Should I pay you back?

Ichiban: *Follows you* Not at all! It was all on me, no need to pay in return!

Reader: You sure?.. *Tilts head* You're odd for a Yakuza

Ichiban: Oh? Nono I'm not like that! I like helping people

Reader: A Yakuza helping people? *Chuckles* Guess who am I to judge?.. But I don't think that hair of yours suits you for a young man your age

Ichiban: Huh!? What do you mean!? It's a cool punch perm!

Reader: For a teenager, yeah. You might need a better design than that

Ichiban: *Sulks* Come onn.. I look so cool..

Reader: *Shrugs* Sorry, I don't make the rules *Pats his back* Thanks again for the lunch. Want to hang a little longer with me?

Ichiban: *Perks up* R-Really!? Ah- wait I'm sorry, I have things to do today

Reader: Oh um.. No problem *Kicks a rock*

Ichiban: Is there a time to see you again?

Reader: *Blinks, really surprised* Well.. I have classes after lunch and I guess I'll be out before sundown

Ichiban: Ohhh so you go to college?

Reader: Mhm! I can give you directions on where it is..

Another good depiction saejima ! Very good work!!!

I have a few more sfw headcanons about him based of y4 and y5 (i am replaying y5 soon 👀)

He is a massive introvert. Fight me. Like yeah he doesnt have trouble talking to yakuza folks but against cilivians? Thats a different topic, he is often afraid of scaring him.

With the expection of kids tho. One of the major substories in y4 has kids in them and he is just in his element during it. He is general very good with kids. He has been noted to have a calming presence around him by others. He has been called Uncle Taiga a few times by kids. (Dont give him babies tho, he is afraid of making them cry)

I dont believe that he really likes gifts. He cares more about spending time with people.

HOWEVER handmade gifts? He will ascend... he wouldnt really show it off to people. Prolly shows it to majima and maybe kiryu? But he wouldnt never deny that he got it from his beloved.

Heyyy Smut Anonnn~

I agree, he's a total massive introvert! That's what I freakin love about him! And he's huge

Saejima: *Looks at you up and down, only stops to stare at your bare legs for a moment* Can I.. stay with you for tonight?

Reader: *Tilts head* Need a place to sleep?

Saejima: *Nods*

Reader: Pshh yeah right.. You're just here for a late night meal huh?

Saejima: Well.. I-I mean you can say no..

Reader: Don't tell me what I can or cannot say, get your big ass in here

Saejima: *Quickly walks inside*

Reader: *Closes the door. Goes to turn on the kitchen light*

Saejima: *Stands there, watching you cook.. or more like watching your legs moving. Are you even wearing anything under that oversized shirt? He shakes his head, no he can't think that*

Reader: You know you can sit down right?

Saejima: Oh *Sits on a chair*

Reader: *Chuckles*

Saejima: How long have you known Goro?

Reader: Since Yakuza Kiwami

Saejima: *Confused* What?

Reader: Eh long enough to know he's a dumbass

Saejima: *Laughs* Yeah, very true

-

Reader: Here you go *Serves the food*

Saejima: *Bows his head* Thanks, Reader-San

Reader: Yea *Yawns and stretches*

Saejima: *Dares to quickly glance down at your shirt lifting up so he can see more of your thighs. Blushes*

Reader: I'm off to bed, big guy. Make yourself at home and don't break anything. There's blankets already next to the couch, eat good and sleep well *Pats his head* Goodnight

*manfests a shirtless ichiban into your bedroom on your bed*

- alien anon

Wait wait wait what!!?