howdy, gang. i have been mia for a few days in which time i have been tagged for wip stuff by @corporatebanana, @sierranovembr, @devirnis, @owlgirl495 and @bidisasterevankinard. thank you, loves. tagging you back for next time along with @thecarrott, @capitalnineteen, and @sad-girl-hours23
this is a little bit of another saltommy kinktober fic, with the basic premise of: what if you accidentally had phone sex with your straight friend? lol, and indeed lmao, this is incredibly normal and tommy feels fine about it.
"You know that feeling," Sal says, his voice low and distracting and right in Tommy's ear. "When you just gotta fuck. When it feels like it's been fuckin' years since you got touched the right way."
"Uh-huh," Tommy says, his throat dry. He does know that feeling. Kind of. He's not sure if the hasty no-eye-contact handies he exchanged with Alvarez in basic, or the time he got wasted and blew a guy extremely poorly in a club bathroom about five years ago counts as in the right way, but he does, theoretically, know that feeling.
"Wait," Sal says, suddenly sounding a lot more awake, and Tommy's stomach swoops in dread because he knows that tone. Sal might be in his phone as Dumbass #1, but the sneaky little fucker is dangerously insightful and observant when he wants to be. "Kinard, are you watching porn?"
"Not…right now," Tommy says.
Sal laughs like it's the best thing ever. "And there's you making me feel like I'm the only sad sack, horny bastard on this call."
"Man, shut up," Tommy grumbles, annoyingly aware that his dick has not flagged at all.
"Whatcha watching?" Sal asks.