better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

“ Bold of you to assume I still have a soul. ”

“ I am a monument to all your sins. “

“ I’ll do whatever you want. ”

“ Then perish. ”

“ Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ”

“ To become god is the loneliest achievement of all. ”

“ I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ”

“ If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have. ”

“ I will face god and walk backwards into hell. ”

“ Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals. ”

“ There is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ”

“ All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. ”

“ Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? ”

“ Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he created? ”

“ Tell me the name of God. ”

“ Can you feel your heart burning? ”

“ Can you feel the struggle within? ”

“ The fear within me in beyond anything your soul can make. ”

“ You cannot kill me in any way that matters. ”

“ You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. ”

“ Violence in an art. Your body, the Louvre. ”

“ Even the godless end up worshiping something. ”

“ God wishes he were me. ”

“ One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled. ”

“ Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t. ”

“ Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. ”

“ This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods. ”

“ Bury me shallow, I’ll be back. ”

“ There are no gods here. ”

“ Do I look like the kind of person who dies? ”

“ God’s dead and soon we will be too. ”

“ I thought there were no heroes left in this world. ”

“ I’ve been through hell and came out singing. ”

“ Pick a god and pray. ”

“ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. ”

“ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”

“ The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”

“ What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ”