slug enjoyer, m.d

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

She fourth on my fifth till my major lift

Still not what I want

Excited for when thrift shops are stacked four foot deep with labubus and the TRULY unhinged labubu mods begin

Longbubu

PLEASE PLEASE let this become a thing y'all I think I have to make my own longbubu, it's the only logical conclusion to having this reblogged to my feed. Stay tuned for a longbubu

disgusting freak