remembering that during a manic episode i met lil boosie's body guard. he said liked it until he had a daughter and realized he didn't want to die

yesterday i was petting Hank and then i was like wait let me try to reiki her and i started petting her exactly the same except now i was imagining that there was energy coming out of my hand and she instantly mauled me and wouldn't let me touch her again....

hyper-reflexivity used to be the realm of neurotics but the internet has caused it to develop in people who would otherwise be normal but then they don't have any of the gifts that sometimes go hand in hand with neurosis so they're just doomed

sending all of my break up posts directly to drafts because i sound like I'm 15 and it makes me sick

going to the movies alone has never bothered me but i don't know if i can go see the new jackass movie alone. neurotypical moment </3

schizoid personality disorder was erased from the public consciousness bc autism and schizophrenia diagnoses are more lucrative and (maybe more relevantly) because schizoid points a finger at the parents

i paid less for a mammogram and breast ultrasound cash rate than i ever did for an ultrasound alone with insurance. and that's including 2010 prices. real eyes realize real lies

i am figuring out why my doctor had to move to direct pay care. he has fucked up everything he has touched so far. i am rooting for him

editing old posts to say things like "i love work" and "i did not drop out" for when the job screening AIs trawl my tumblr using facial recognition