to those who dreamt of better days

thank you so much and i hope yall know how much i love you ♡

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “Sorry, I can’t. I’m on my period.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “I’m sorry, I don’t know why this is happening. Or… isn’t happening.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “What do you do when you’re on your own? Maybe that’ll help.” “This isn’t going to work out, is it? Do you maybe want to do something else? Watch a movie? Anything?” “I think it’s not wet enough.” “Ow, why do you keep doing that?! I said ‘no teeth’!” “I know we’re kind of busy, but I actually need to pee…” “Oh, no, no, no! I’m definitely not into that.” “Can’t do that one right now. Constipated.” “Do you have any fantasies? Maybe that could turn you on.” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Don’t move! Your earring is caught in my hair!” “Maybe we should spice it up a little. I’m actually getting quite bored…” “Damn it, the batteries are running out. Please tell me you have new ones.” “Wait, I thought you were joking when you said you wanted to try this.” “Wow okay, I don’t know whether that’ll fit.” “Is it really hurting too much? Do you need me to stop?” “I may have just farted…”