Shi- 😐 uh Shoot.
Y'know how cats sometimes dump their kittens on the Nearest Approved Thing?
In unrelated news, how do you entertain a toddler for an evening?
Quickly.
Depends on what toddler!
Human toddler? Toy!
Kitten? Toy!
~Rupert
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Shi- 😐 uh Shoot.
Y'know how cats sometimes dump their kittens on the Nearest Approved Thing?
In unrelated news, how do you entertain a toddler for an evening?
Quickly.
Depends on what toddler!
Human toddler? Toy!
Kitten? Toy!
~Rupert

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Did someone take a charger from the breakroom? It's an Iphone one and I'm saving money for a new car so I don't want to spend money on a new one.
~Alex
Tbh, I didn't expect to be working this late. Alex went home so it's just me.
We heard about the, uh, problem that is happening recently and are working to fix it. I think I almost have it as well.
~Rupert
Finally got a new project. Upgrade the Hunters. ~How Fun!~
~ Alex
Ms. Dominika Wilk wanted us to help with a project, yet brought in an outside man to do it. Whatever happened to them?
~Rupert

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Boring day....
~Alex
Are there bunks in Abstergo? It's thundering and I don't wanna drive home.
~Alex
If you need a space to crash, you can hang out in my office. It’s small….but at least it’s an office. You just need to pretend you don’t hear anything I do for privacy reasons. And secretly working against the Templars reasons.
- Clay
Thank
~ Alex
Are there bunks in Abstergo? It's thundering and I don't wanna drive home.
~Alex
Updates
Hey guys, it's been a WILD summer! I went under investigation during July and HR was deciding weither or not to stop this account. Something about 'sh1tposting' and 'not being professional'. Plus the idiots who hacked all the accounts.
I've decided to promote someone to take over Igor's spot AND make Travis full time! So, everyone, meet Alexander. They've been working here for 3 years so I thought it's was time for them to get a pay raise. They'll be helping me with this account and help me lead!
~ Rupert, Head of Engineering
Hi Alexander, welcome!
Welcome Alexander! We should totally meet up for lunch with Aliyah, the new intern that I absolutely have never met before!
- Clay from HR
Oh definitely! Aliyah's such a sweetheart!
Thanks to everyone who welcomed me! I'm really happy to finally get a promotion, especially so soon. And I would love to meet Aliyah. Maybe I can bring Taser kid?
~ Alexander
Updates
Hey guys, it's been a WILD summer! I went under investigation during July and HR was deciding weither or not to stop this account. Something about 'sh1tposting' and 'not being professional'. Plus the idiots who hacked all the accounts.
I've decided to promote someone to take over Igor's spot AND make Travis full time! So, everyone, meet Alexander. They've been working here for 3 years so I thought it's was time for them to get a pay raise. They'll be helping me with this account and help me lead!
~ Rupert, Head of Engineering

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生霊はこの広間を歩き回るのが好きです。それは感じます。
~?
Please don’t go into the Bathhouse.
~?
It’s just a body get over it
…..for my own sanity, I’m just going to pretend I never saw this exchange.
What? It’s a public bathhouse I didn’t do anything wrong
It’s across from where I am, just please don’t go in.
~?
Please don’t go into the Bathhouse.
~?
So, turns out we have a mole! Fun. Now I have to deal with this since Igor is out. Again.
~ Rupert
So turns out that otso berg onlyfans I found was totally another assassin scam. This is the third time I've fallen for that this week
Good job! You’ve got another virus! Please stop going onto OF. We’ve blocked it already.
~Igor

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Note to everyone connected to the Engineering server:
- Do NOT mess with this thing. Chikara (the server) runs our entire department.
- Chikara may or may not have the soul of a Japanese empress in it. It is not confirmed so please assume it does and treat it accordingly.
- If something related to Engineering pops up, do not click on it. It screws our current project over.
- If it goes down, I’m doing some work on it or the public servers have been exorcised.
~ Igor
She appears to be on our computers in HR as well. I asked Clay if he knew about it and he screamed and ran out of the room.
Any help from IT? Engineering? That friend of Clay’s that put Nyan Cat on our computers that one time? We can’t get any work done and this woman is kind of freaking me out.
- Bree from HR
Well, damn, Bree. What do you want us to do? We’ve tried this already, she won’t leave. I can check the servers again OR I can connect y’all to the Engineering servers until we can fix the public ones.
~ Igor
If you can connect us to the Engineering servers, that would be great. Or….tell my boss that we need to take this time as a nice quiet break from work…but I don’t think she’ll listen.
- Bree
It’ll be done within five to fifteen minutes as it is just me in here and our current one online server can’t handle it. Prepare to go offline.
~Igor