⊰ kitty cat ⊱ ;autoplay;

                   ❝ y'all are sinners, and you'd better get right with God tout-de-suite because                   Jesus just logged onto Orbitz and booked himself a plane ticket back to Earth.                   see, he's got an awesome dad named God who's throwing him a bitchin' party                   called Armageddon, where he's gonna get to kick off his sandals, dance a little                    bit, and  judge the crap out of everybody. ❞

              ❛ no, see, i’m THAT roommate. she must be the you in this one.  ❜                    always coming off slutty had it’s jokes buried up her sleeves.     ❛ kidding.                    but, she IS worse than you on a good day.      imagine you, jazzed about                    E V E R Y T H I N G.                            that’s who i’m living with.   ❜

       she didn’t mind living in a dorm. F.I.T.        was her dream school. she could bear        it if she had to. didn’t mean she wasn’t         jealous of the older glee club members        having   their    own     place   to   live. 

                 ❛ oh, absolutely.      you all look like you were carved out of                       stone by leonardo himself. ❜         for a moment, she’s actually                        being SINCERE.         albeit slightly spiteful for the fact they                        dangerously encroaching on her ‘ most beautiful ‘ in the school.

               ❛  come on, they ALL work here. there’s no way at least                     one of them isn’t working----   ❜ kitty purses her lips into a                      thin line && puffs up her cheeks  before crossing her arms                     && leans on the counter.     ❛ rachel berry? kurt hummel?                    santana lopez? no? you’re useless,  ❜    she groans at the                     hapless individual  behind  the  counter  before eyeing a girl                    whom at least LOOKED like she knew something.    ❛ you.                    do you know them?                      have you seen them?  ❜

             ❛  what’s with your whole family looking like abercrombie                 && fitch models,  && yet somehow ended up in a gross                     place like this?            at least you bring up land value.  ❜

               it’s not often someone pulls her over in the hall.    but,   he                     at least LOOKED decent.    she could spare thirty seconds.                    long lashes bat lightly as honeyed hues slide over his frame,                    judgmental as ever,       but at least s l i g h t l y impressed. 

         ❛  i don’t want any C O F F E E, berry.                 -------------nothing’s more awkward than                 finding   out   i   have   a   gay   streak.                 especially when it’s for a failed actress                 turned    failed    glee    club   teacher.    ❜