#ofanimalsweaters

                                                ❛        it’s  nothin.                just  thought  i  should  SPOIL  you  early.               that’s  what  good  boyfriends  do  anyway  right  ?      ❜                      he  had  some  extra  money  to  spare  ;  a  nice  necklace  was  the  least  she  deserved.                   ❛     i’m  actually  sorry  it  doesn’t  have  MORE  than  one  diamond.                   but  it  kind  of  SUITS  you  ---  you  know  ;  you’re  like. . .              this  one,           brilliant,                gorgeous  star  in  the  middle  of  a  bazillion  duds.    ❜  

                                              he   glares   at   her   for   a    very   long  ,   long  time   ;    before   ,   leaning  in  ,  puck  presses   his  face  as   close  as  he’ll   get  to  the  midget  ,  making  sure   their   eye  -  contacts   are   not   breaking   ,

              ❝       i        ate       the      ornaments     .        ❞

                                                it’s  a  lie  ,   but   berry  got  to  give  him  credit  —   he  said   “ate”  instead  of  “eated”  .   he  should  get  like  ,  a  free  cookie  or   a   jar  of  it  or  something  .  vegan  cookie  ,  since  berry’s  into  that  shit  .  not  that  it  tastes  horrible  .  it’s  actually  —  well  ,  digest-able  .  and  puck’s  all  about  food  that  can  be  happily  digested  .

               ❝      kidding  .       ❞       

                                             he  tugs  lightly  on  a  strand  of  her  hair  ,  showing  her  that  he  means  well  ,  as  he  takes  a  large  step  back  .  he  hates  being  the  dude  that  gets  all  ,  like  ,  into  a  girl’s  space  .  he  used  to  be  that  kind  of  dude  ,  until  he  sort  of  made  brittany  cried  this  one  time  and  santana  fucking  sucker  punched  him  where  baby  puckermans  were  in  the  making  !    really   ,  that  bitch  makes  immortan  joe  from  mad  max  fury  road  looks  like  a  goddamn  saint  .  

              ❝       how      come     you’re    never     this    excited    ‘bout   hanukkah    ,     huh    ?      kinda    breakin’     my     jewish  -  devoted   heart     here    ,    berry   .     wanna     give    it    a     kiss    ?       ❞  /  @ofanimalsweaters !

i just choked on my t EA

             “Is this why you were so spoiled when we were in high school? Eight days of presents?” she jokes while looking at Rachel open her fathers’ care package. She has her own first present in her purse, waiting for the right moment to give it to Rachel. She can wait, there’s no hurry. For once, they have all the time in the world.

“That sounds exactly like a television show--not that I don’t believe you...but, still...”