Cloudy with a chance of Reylo

Rey knows he’s coming.

The news that Nagini is a maledictus got me thinking. What if there are more maledictus hidden in plain sight? And then Mrs Norris came into my mind. 

Let me explain why I think MRS NORRIS IS A MALEDICTUS.

1. Maledictus is a curse that only females have and it’s transmited from mother to daughter. Mrs Norris is a female cat. 

2. She’s described as a really intelligent cat with a deep connection to Filch. If she saw any student doing something wrong she would go running to tell Filch. 

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN’T BE DOING? 

Think about it. What if it was a person trapped inside a cat? It would make sense.

Also, her connection with Filch… what if she was his girlfriend or wife or friend or whatever and he knows the secret and that’s why they have such a connection?

3. She appears in the Marauder’s map. There is no mention of any animal in the Marauder’s map apart from her. Peter Pettigrew’s name was on the map and he was an animagus.

To quote the book: 

“Harry stood there, gazing at the miraculous map. He watched the tiny ink Mrs. Norris turn left and pause to sniff at something on the floor.”

I rest my case, your honor.

Female Character: *Extremely powerful compared to all of the other characters within the story; there’s no reason as to how she became so powerful*

Female Character: *For some reason is able to quickly pick up new skills in a period of time comparable to a genius; no explanation for this too.*

Female Character:  *has virtually no weaknesses except she’s clumsy teehee :)*

Person: Isn’t this kind of a mary-sue?

“So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.”

(Source: http://ladyloveandjustice.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue/amp)

The problem isn’t that characters are unrealistic. Heroes often are unrealistic and it’s ok to criticize media.

However, female characters are criticized where male characters aren’t.

Everything in OP’s post could apply to Luke Skywalker (and definitely applies to Anakin) but those characters won’t be criticized the way Rey has been (even though everything Rey does in The Force Awakens is believable). We are more willingly to believe in a male chosen one who can just do amazing things because he’s the hero.

It’s either going to be Chandrila or Naboo (to come full FULL circle), but for certain they have to end this trilogy-of-trilogies on a living, green world. A planet that has animals and plants. And no snow. And is probably less Wild Forest like Takodana and more Cultivated Garden World.

There’s just been seemingly very deliberate running motifs in this series where different planets symbolize either the Underworld or the Living World, and if Ben is going to complete his journey back to the land of the living, away from the dead star destroyers, and dead salt planets, and dead snow star killing planets, he has to walk on a living world with no Death’s helmet on. 

Disney’s Dark Prince is a BADASS. 

We know Ben didn’t strike at his mother when he could have pulled the trigger (at least in the opening act of TLJ. I’d argue that he’s pretty unhinged in the final battle on Crait and all bets are off in that moment).

We also know that he told Rey that he did not, in fact, hate his father (which makes Han’s murder all the more devastating).

The closest I could find:

“While she knew [Plutt] looked forward to their occasional business dealings, she could not say the same. […]

Unkar Plutt […] was delighted to extend their encounters for as long as she could stand it. He always took time when examining her pieces, letting his gaze rove slowly over everything she put before him, making her wait. Only when the bounds of common courtesy had been markedly surpassed did he deign to acknowledge  her presence.

[…]

She did not give him the pleasure of seeing her disappointment. […]

“That’s my girl,” Plutt commended her.

Not replying, she turned and left, moving as quickly as she could without alerting him to the fact that his presence disgusted her. She could feel his eyes all over her until she exited the big tent.

“Why didn’t you offer [the BB unit] up together with [your other findings]?” Plutt was drooling. Normally that was a cue for her to flee while she still had control of her stomach.

“That’s my girl.” His tone oozed something more than false possessiveness. There was an eagerness in his voice that was something new even for Unkar Plutt.

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