I'm not your one

No you’re not! I know it is, I was saying it as an example of why we’re not classy.

Yes I am. Ask Camila. You know what. Actually, Ashton is the classiest. 

Ya know what, that’s not a bad idea.

Wow, for like the first time, my idea isn't bad to Mikey.

I'm way more classy than you. Well, that's Michael, not me.

Of course you will. You’re a loser, Cal.

You are so rude, did you know? I’m no loser. I’m classy!

I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get this crib put together if the instructions are in Japanese.

Ask Calum. I'm sorry. That was mean.

Well you did at first but now I’m used to you and let you have your moments.

Well thank you. I appreciate that.

I know you are, flower but it’s adorable when you do it some people freak me out.

Aw, that is so nice. I'm surprised I don't freak you out?

I had a fan come up and start talking to me, I took her a minute before she realized who she was talking to and started flipping out in the middle of the store, I don’t think that’s something I’ll ever get used to.

I'm like that everytime I meet you though. I feel like I go full fan boy mode.

What joyous roles we are going to fill.

Exactly. I'm going to embarrass my son.

I’d like to inform you of something I found out years ago… Mother’s are weird.

They are, so are fathers.

There are no clean glasses, and since I’m too lazy to clean any, I’m drinking orange juice out of a wine glass.

Of course you will. You're a loser, Cal.