The Little Witch's Hut

wow sweetie did you just eat the forever littlestrogen? youre going to be 5 years old forever now cutie! aww cmon lets get you your cute little plushie and you can come sit in mamas lap, ok sweetie? 😊

Aight so turns out they did have other options and once the demon queen dies we all go home no matter who kills her so I've been just killing adventurers.

Yeah it turns out if you pretend to be a weak girl and they "rescue you" they automatically assume you're joining their harem and then you can just stab them.

I have so many random legendary weapons now

I'm going to meet the demon queen now, everyone told me she was some hideous monster. Wish me luck...

This is the hottest woman I have ever met

So I have a leash now.

You know I think people had the wrong idea about the demon queen. Her idea for covering the land in eternal darkness seems really smart and orphaning an entire village is just how she blows off steam

Ok so mommy said my new armor will make me better at serving her but it is just a chainmail bikini

Oh

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.

honestly i thought you were doing it on purpose, why else would you wear cute ducky panties to a monologue event

BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE AND I LIKE THEM.

don't kill yourself princess, one day you will be an evil queen and you can make everyone huff your ducky panties

THAT'S WORSE!!!!!!

imagine being an angel getting kidnapped and on the 'identifying characteristics' section of your missing persons poster they write: "significantly smaller wings than an average angel's". that might be worse than the kidnapping itself tbh.

why didn’t soyo just spank her mom…?

gushing over magical girls is charming. i like the cute sadist. maybe 2026 will be the year of the cute sadist.

tights fuckers are out there operating on levels of perversion the rest of us can only dream of. half those motherfuckers are hornier about light and transparency than they are about toes

there's some dude on pixiv right now doing generational work rendering precise fabric grain and angelic translucency whose work should be studied in art classes 400 years from now who will die forgotten because he's doing all that in the service of a picture where you can juuuuust barely see the pattern on a girl's underwear

to be clear he's a hero and this is an injustice