Marianengraben

Skeleton butch

Borderline autistic Jesuit sciatica nerve pinch

The only thing Jesus was born as was a sacrifice, what was going on downstairs doesn’t matter

Jesus? You mean super-carpenter-man

Need me a shirt that says snuffbait more than I need air

Need someone to make a weed that makes you bark instead of going nonverbal

Need a grappling hook

Getting bitches is cool but do you have a complete and thorough understanding of the current geopolitical climate?

The Roman’s were wasteful as hell, I would have used every part of Jesus.

Everyday I have to wake up and try to find out if I’m the control rat or the test rat

Had too much freaky clown sex and now I’m pavlovas into getting a boner every time I hear a lil *honk honk*

I’m the prettiest and most likable girl in the gas station