why don't you figure my heart out?

I think they might care a little. What’s wrong with your partner?

Nothing. He's obnoxious but he's a good fuck.

Good luck trying to pry whoever you’re thinking about away from their partner.

Dibs on you, pumpkin.

That’s a little counterproductive but I don’t think they’d stop you. Yo, it’s drama.

I actually think I want to go with my man.

What? Are you saying you wanna go with someone else?

Not at all, I was just wondering the consequences.

I don’t have a single clue, I just know it has to be some sort of a dress.  I don’t even own any dresses, I’m borrowing one from Summer in order to go.

Oh, well, I have dresses. Probably nothing like that girl's. Mine are a little more on the sex goddess side. You're welcome to them if you want, but I'm a bit bigger than you.

Yeah basically minus the orgy part.  I don’t really know we just really like party games I guess. You totally missed out, but who knows, maybe something fun will go down at the ball tonight.

I doubt we'll play any party games at a fucking ball. What do I even wear to this thing?

I mean we ended up playing strip chicken with the boys, except no one really backed out, so basically everyone just got naked.

A naked orgy? How did that boring ass party turn into a strip show? I should have stuck around.

Wow, I always knew I should staple my mouth shut when I was drunk, but I guess now I have to consider stapling my clothes on as well.

Did I miss something?

Whenever I meet new people they always assume I’m like twelve but I’m nineteen I promise! 

You look seven.

You could sneak into the Winner’s Suite.

True. That could set it up real classy.

There are plenty of lamps around here, an I don’t know about fabric, but I mean it’s a big house, so I’m sure you can find something.  Why do you need a mood though?  Are you one of those people who just can’t get into it otherwise? I guess that’s kind of understandable.

It's a bit more complicated than that. It's not that I can't get into it.

Yeah, it must be rough being with someone as amazing as me.

I don't have the patience for this.

I mean, your room would probably be the best bet. Who’s your roommate?

Some girl named Drea. Don't want her walking in on it. It'd ruin the whole thing.

Neither am I. I’m actually 6 and a half.

God help the poor girl stuck with you.

Some of us like the person we’re dating.

And who are you dating? Unfortunately not me. I'd show you what my knees are really for.