the rest is still unwritten~

Your on Sis!

Prepare for the ass kicking off a life time.

But I like the classes. 

Laaaaame.

Sure, what would we do?

I say Mario Kart competition.

I’m  not surprised.

Don’t tell me you’re looking forward to classes.

I’m kind of late as always but I hope everyone had a stellar Christmas/whatever you celebrate. Mine was pretty wild start to finish kicking off with an 18 hour drive home the day before Christmas Eve, included an annoyingly wine drunk aunt, and ended in Louisiana yesterday so that was neat. But I’m glad to be back even though it feels stupidly like summer. Happy freaking New Years Eve y'all and don’t get too turnt. Call Uncle Tyler if you need a ride home.

How considerate. If only my events were that eventful.

So  I am glad to be reading some nice stuff. I’m going to go to the library. Does anyone want to come?

Sounds lame. Hang out with me instead.

So  you  probably just want it to stay out of school, instead of goingbavk.

Exactly right, baby boo.

Okay, listen my body is so much better than a quick jerk off, also I am my favorite sister.

Uhm, dishonor on you.

Ok, ok, I’ll be good. I’ll be a perfect little angel. 

Don’t let me down, boo.

Honey, I haven’t gotten any in a week. I need it.

So give it a despero-jerk in the shower when you get home, don’t ditch your favourite sister.

Aw, man… Why are girls always so mean? 

Well, I was going to make one for you coming back, but now...

I hate you. You are evil. Whatever. I’m still more on fleek than you. I mean you can come, but I am definitely either getting ass or getting my ass tapped, so.

That is such a lie, i’m your favourite and you know it. Don’t you dare ditch me for ass. Ain’t no party like a flower star party.

I can’t tell if you’re serious or not. On the one hand, you could just be copying that character in the movie. But on the other hand… Are you really evil enough to tease me with creme brûlée?  

God forbid I ever waste a perfect manicure working in a kitchen, but I do make an excellent creme brûlée. Not like that bitch Zeke who took like 2 movies. Why, waaaant ooone? Want it can’t have it, want it can’t have itttttt.

Bitch, I will whoop your ass, don’t you dare. I taught your skinny ass how to do a damn smokey eye. I’m just going to get trashed.

That’s what I let you believe, babe. I was a master of contour brushes by the time I was 9. Sounds lame. Take me with you.

Quoting HSM can only mean one thing: you must have some awesome summer vacation plans. 

You didn’t hear? I’m a chef at a country club. My speciality? Creme brûlée.

Loser. How are you doll?

You’re just jealous because my eye makeup is better than yours. Bored, tired, blah blah. How are you?

Wishful thinking, maybe? 

Damn right i’m wishful for summer. Getting into the HSM spirit. It’s our vacatioooon.