Hey kids. Want some juice?

   Exists. Laxin’ up your drinks. Yanno. Just doing shitty things.

   Happily starts singing his song.

   The cursive font hurts my eyes jesus christ.

   REE’S LOUDLY AND AGGRESSIVELY AT THEM

   OH DAMN. DOWN HE GOES. SOMEONE GET THIS PERSON A MEDAL CAUSE DAMN THEY JUST DID THE WORLD A FAVOR.

   SCREECHES LOUDLY IN HOPES TO INTIMIDATE 

   “You’re going to have to try harder than that, runt. One little shoe ain’t gonna hurt me.”

   A loud ‘urk’ escaped his lips when the shoes made contact with his body. Giving the unfamiliar man a glare, he shouted, “Hey! That’s no way to greet people you 80′s freak!”

   “ If you wanted my attention, there are far better ways to get it baby. ” Winks. 

UNHOLY CHANTING

   Well I’m too lazy to make this fucker a nice promo, so can ya’ll do me a favor and like/reblog if you’re interested in rping with this fucker? I can’t promise you that you’ll like this loser, in fact, you’ll hate him with all your heart; but hey, you’ll have a great time doing so. 

   Redoes rules. Basically says “go fucking wild” WELP I KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO END.

   “Oh, yummy, yes~”