the sleeping fox

my house is haunted because i live here

do you ever just, feel like there might be someone new in your system but, they’re really quiet and don’t really show themself or talk or front or anything really so you’re not entirely sure if they’re there

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

sex is a lot like silent hills. there’s a massive build-up of hype, it gets cancelled halfway through, hideo kojima is there