ORIGINAL WHATELEY DO NOT STEAL

when u think you’re hot shit because you figured out how to do a catseye eyeliner even though it took you fifteen minutes and still looks like trash

god im so fucking pleased with guillermo del toro right now fishmen are objectively the most appealing of all classic movie monsters and i’d like to fucking thank him for making everyone realize that

update: it went exactly like that

i quit my job lmao

i have tomorrow off so im gonna spend the day either completely catatonic or crying and thanking god for making my week shorter

i think my new job is making my ocd worse

im back lmao a lot fuckin happened

i’d legitimately give anything for someone to fucking hire me, i’ve been applying everywhere i think im qualified for, even stuff im probably overqualified for, and im already getting rejection notices

applying for jobs is hard and stressful and discouraging, she whined

ok honestly im stressed but im also in a really good and hopeful place right now so???? keep it up i guess

why do i feel like everyone is mad at me for some reason?????

in other news i can’t wait to be fucking graduated already

if you cannot tell already eddie and cuthbert are my Favs i never talk about them because no one on this shitsite talks about the dark tower but. im please

im gonna be really fucking pissed if the dark tower film/tv franchise doesn’t include the rest of the ka-tet though because eddie’s defeat of blaine the mono is the Most Iconic thing stephen king has ever written and if i don’t see that on film i don’t think i’ll be able to live with the disappointment

THE DARK TOWER TRAILER IS STRESSIN ME THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE WHERE ARE EDDIE AND SUSANNAH