it's the sign of the times

1)Their tattoos 2)Aimh 3)chicken stuffed with mozerella wrapped in parma ham 4)never denying larry in person/not through social media 5)Rbb Sbb. If you don’t know much about these, I can explain, but you being anti-larry, I figure you know.

1) the tattoos - these are honestly just headcanons…… there is no actual proof that harry and louis got their tattoos to match or complement each other….. it’s merely just fan speculation….. because the thing is, a few of their tattoos could go together BUT they don’t have to….. all of their tattoos can easily stand on their own as individual tattoos rather than couples tattoos….. like the rose and dagger for instance??? both are perfectly good individual tattoos and both are actually really popular designs…… they don’t NEED to go together even though they could so it’s honestly just the fans linking them together when it could just easily be done with let’s say harry and zayn because zayn has some skulls tattoos and skulls and roses are also a popular tattoo duo….. also there are some “complementary larry tattoos” that are purely headcanons like the “oops” and “hi” tattoos….. the larry MYTH goes that they met in the washroom and one of them peed on the other’s shoes and louis said “oops” and harry said “hi” BUT this is 100% a made up headcanon and not at all an actual fact

2) AIMH - i seriously think that the larries took this tweet way out of proportion….. harry and louis back in 2011 were known for their bromance and they would sometimes tweet each other cute things and the fans absolutely loved it….. i really think this was just another moment of them playing up their bromance for the fans…… it got them a lot of attention obviously seeing as how many 1d fans to this day joined the fandom because of larry…… so realistically i think it was just a joke between the two of them about their bromance “ending” because louis was in a relationship and that’s it

3) chicken stuffed with mozerella wrapped in parma ham - this story…… honestly…… who knows if it was even true…… this might be an unpopular opinion but the boys did go through media training and there are lots of stories that they would recite perfectly again and again and again…… that story was one of them…… it’s just like the girl in the bin in sweden…… the shared that story so many times that they literally started fucking up the details….. so i really do question if it was an actual event that even happened….. this is what it’s like being a celebrity….. i used to be a HUGE glee fan back in the day and chris colfer was my favourite and i would watch every single interview he did and after a while it got really repetitive because he would share the exact same stories with the exact same details and he’d have the same answer for every question….. so idk louis’ story could be genuine but also maybe not because they were all trained to give certain answers for certain questions…… but as for it being about harry??? because of that one photo where louis is cooking something in a frying pan back at the x factor house i believe???? when he had a girlfriend???? nah it wasn’t for harry if the event did occur

4) rbb / sbb - there is no way in hell that harry and louis were out there playing fucking dress up with some stuffed animals…… like there isn’t even a doubt in my mind…… it was a crew member…… and the thing is, i don’t even think it was supposed to be for larry….. if you actually watched from a non larry stand point you’d see that it was clearly someone with ties to the lgbt+ community because they would dress the bears up in things that pertained to lgbt+ history from wherever they were performing and as an lgbt+ fan i thought it was really lovely and special but of course the larries had to take that away from us lgbt+ fans and claim it for themselves…… it was also the larries that were trying to tie everything back to larry….. and perhaps the crew member did start trolling too but i really don’t think they quite understood what they were up against

5) not denying it in person - perhaps you have missed some of the denials then…… let me rehash them for you……

(note harry’s facial expressions and body language…… this is someone who is fed up and tired of it)

(a lot of larries like to dismiss these ones because of the way he says it….. i do think that this is another example of media training…… i think he was made to say it in a way that wouldn’t immedately isolate the larry shippers as larry was growing and growing as a ship and i think at this point they started to realize they needed to do damange control without causing a boycott)