¡Dale!

Parker I - The (former) firewalker. Has been through So Much. Currently a slightly pathetic (affectionate) batter for the crabs. Had never witnessed an incineration first hand before witnessing four(!) in season 2

Parker II - it is a mystery. we know Nothing!

Parker III - The first commissioner. Was a little unhinged at first and was simultanously terrified and needed a hug. Being commissioner was meant to be his summer internship and he was incinerated during a lawsuit that wasn't even his fault

Parker IIII - Everyone's best friend. Ray of sunshine. Only lived for a real life week. He loved everyone and everything and he got turned into coffee a few innings away from survival

Parker IIIII - The only commissioner to recieve visible character development. Grew a spine in season 24 and stood up against the Coin. Was(/is) the longest lived commissioner and got to see two whole birthdays