bad guy

I could definitely send them your way. It’s worth a shot. I’d say just leave them to fend for themselves either way, but that would be mean. 

“as absolutely amazing as that sounds, i think they’d burn the damn building down if i left them alone and then my phone would be blowing up with calls from my daughters boyfriend trying to say he took no part to save his own ass.”

Mothers Day is on Sunday and I have been given specific instructions to not step foot into the bakery on that day. The employees have turned into the boss and honestly, not sure how to react to that. 

“do you think your employees could teach my team a lesson? maybe get them to run their own sunday matches so i don’t have to?”

“I feel like I need an intervention, I have eaten SO much candy already and Halloween isn’t for another week.”

“While that is true, my car would still be cold when I get in in the morning. My best bet would just be… build a garage.”

I don’t have many regrets in life. I like to think things happen for a reason. But one thing I do regret, and immensely so, is not buying the house that has a garage. My car is covered in leaves and bird shit.