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If oversharing on the internet is wrong,

then let me tell you people that i have far too much emotional trauma, questionable personal boundaries, and codependency issues I need to work through in order to be right.

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He will be okay without me, I wasn’t okay with him.

Reminder to self

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I was talking to a friend of a friend that has an open room in her house and so I was explaining what I am like to her and I realized something.

The aspects of my personality can be accurately broken down and summarized as the three adult males on Full House.

I am a total Danny Tanner. My friends call me Dad and actually love cleaning. I often find myself cleaning the soap dispensers, washing mashing, etc.

I’m also Uncle Jesse because I like motorcycles, comb my hair a lot, and am obviously really cool...

I’m ALSO UNCLE JOEY because I am super goofy and have a ventriloquist puppet that I love named justin. He has his own Instagram he’s way cooler than I am.

so yeah next time someone asks me to describe myself... I am all 3 of the adult males in Full House.

I’ve been writing for the past couple hours so I got up to stretch.

A unfamiliar coin on the ground caught my eye so in my dramatic frame of mind I think “wow it’s a sign...”

I pick it up and...

now I’m even more confused.

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um… whatever you say, lush.

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so I eat one little book when I was a toddler and my mom won’t let me live it down.

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no one will ever love you as much as the indian man in your filtered messages does

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but really you will die here

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in 2012 I lived in a shitty subdivided house in uptown and my roommate colleen painted this in the entry way. I wish I had it in my current house.

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