𝐝 𝐚 𝐩 𝐡 𝐧 𝐞 .

​​​​​"   𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐯𝐮𝐬         𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐦         𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐯𝐢         𝐧𝐨𝐧         𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭   “     

𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞  ;   Heir   of   Lestrange   ,   daughter   of   Bellatrix   &   Rodolphus   

❝    i am a SIREN , and for my adoration of mankind , have been caught in fishing nets one time too many . & in those fishing nets i have learned TOO MANY unfavourable things about human intentions and the LACK of trust and goodwill ; i’m not going to allow myself to be caught , anymore . sirens do well at singing the sirens’ song and dragging VILE people to their d e a t h s , and for good reason ! ❞ 

❝   if  it is  DANGER  you  seek  ,  come  on  over  .  i  covet  tranquility  but  beget  the  tempest  STORM  .    ❞

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❝ did someone finally punch you? ❞

❝ i thought i smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves who live in your hair. ❞

❝ i will go to the animal shelter and buy you a kitty cat. i will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. and then on some cold dark night i will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face. ❞

❝ oh bambi. i cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. ❞

❝ you see anyone else in here with a plate of ‘i’m sorry’ cookies? i don’t. just you. ❞

❝ sup’ milf? ❞

❝ all i’m thinking about is shoving a sock into your mouth. ❞ 

❝ actually my dad shoots me with a shotgun. ❞

❝ and i’m really hungry, so stop trying to get me to eat you! ❞

❝ i can’t tell you how much you turn me on right now. ❞

❝ you make one sexy grease monkey. ❞

❝ i swear, i will shove my fist so far down your throat you’ll taste my armpit hairs. ❞

❝ this meeting doesn’t end until i see your bodies touching. ❞

❝ i bet you thought bert and ernie were just roommates. ❞

❝ she had to dress.. like a hoe. ❞

❝ you’re wrong, i’m right. i’m smart, you’re dumb. ❞

❝ uh - i want a chance to get funky too! ❞

❝ i’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary. ❞

❝ i live in a closet. there’s cowboy wallpaper on the walls. ❞

❝ ever since you separated from your wife, you’ve spent a lot of late nights watching reruns of law and order, haven’t you? ❞

❝ well, you’re irritating most of the time but don’t take that personally. ❞

❝ you need something to distract from your horrible personality. ❞

❝ look at me, even in the heat of battle - i’m so elegant. ❞

❝ your resentment is delicious. ❞

❝ boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards. ❞ 

❝ my body is like a rum chocolate souffle. if i don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise. ❞

❝ that’s the smell of failure. and it’s stinking up my office. ❞

❝ what’s wrong with me? what’s wrong with me is that your freakishly tall! i feel like a woodland creature. ❞

❝ i’m living in a cocoon of horror. yesterday i ate 9 cans of aerosol whipped cream. ❞

❝ oh, you know what wednesday is right? hump day. ❞

❝ don’t touch me. THAT IS A LAWSUIT BUDDY, I WILL SUE. YOUR. ASS. ❞

❝ i just had sex dream about you! ❞

❝ and then he died! ha. ❞

❝ what if i were to just innocently murder you? ❞

❝ you look terrible. i look awesome. ❞

❝ i will destroy you. ❞

❝ you have so much margarine in your hair. ❞

❝ no she’s dead. this is her son. ❞

❝ what is your problem?! it’s just a moist towelette! ❞

❝ i’m about to vomit down your back. ❞

❝ were you just singing to a sonogram? ❞ 

❝ oh hey buddy, i thought i smelled failure. ❞

❝ i don’t trust a man with curly hair. i can’t help picturing small birds laying sulphurous eggs in there and i find it disgusting. ❞

❝ we’re as menacing as muppet babies. ❞

❝ one day, you will all work for me. ❞

❝ i’m sorry. did i miss the election for queen? because i didn’t vote for you. ❞

❝ i’ll pee in a cup! i’ll pee. ❞

❝ someone get me to a day spa, stat! ❞

❝ i want him to be eaten by a lion. ❞

❝ well, call the vatican! we’ve got ourselves another immaculate conception! ❞

❝ cock fight. fantastic! ❞

❝ my life is a disaster with no creative outlet other than writing my desperate housewives fanfiction. ❞ 

❝ [blank] and i were just uh, having sexual relations. ❞

❝ a lot of ants on the sidewalk today. ❞ 

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