all monsters are human

If a person lives in complete darkness their whole life, they wouldn’t know they had the sense of sight. Likewise, we could all have a sixth sense that we’re completely unaware of due to lack of stimulation.

If Clark Kent ever had to clean his glasses in public, his disguise would be ruined.

Ice skating is kinda like walking in cursive

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky man

aw shit kids get in the car here comes sticky boy

Technically, your phone is always on vibrate, since sound is just vibration.

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

Bruh, it’s an apple.

him eating apple floss