Laugh Out Law

Who’s there? Law. Law who? Law-yer up cause you just got served! Face!

Notice how, whenever someone in a movie is/was unhappy, and then changes jobs or makes some major life change, he/she is/was usually a lawyer... even in the Disney movie cars Jen Aniston's character (the silver porsche) was an unhappy lawyer before moving to that small town and bettering her life/getting happy again.

It's nice cause we get to take the morning off before diving into work at 1:30 p.m.

Music to our ears!

Most people who see a "K" think okay or strikeout (non sports fans aside). Lawyers see contract. Sport fan lawyers get confused!

They make us sound smart!

A lie we tell law studets!

Entertaining for most people. A total legal land mine for lawyers- mind racing... possession, trafficking, conspiracy, self defense, legal ethics. So much to think about!

You Only Litigate Once

Sundays are fun for lawyers cause we only do like 3-4 hours of work on Sunday. But law students work all day. Sunday Funday!

They're awesomely disastrous. Friends don't let friends get them. But if you're gonna get one get the most egomaniacal one possible. Like "IDALAW" or "LAWGOD" or or "LAWESOM" or something.

We laugh at them... if only to avoid crying.

Every lawyer secretly wants to be a southern court room lawyer. Hot humid day. Old time court room. Windows open. Fans going. Crowds of people watching. Wiping sweat off brow with a handkerchief. White linen suit. "YA HANA." The works. 

The Billable Hour!

Old law firm partners... just don't understand!

On the one hand they're nothing like real world lawyers. On the other hand, they make us seem pretty damn baller... So we've got that going for us.

Fear Of Missing Obvious-Precedent! It's a real phenomenon!