goregeous glampire

im screaming this is an aesthetisized screenshot of one of the worlds earliest email worms and caused over US$5B in damages

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!! 

@waldofindshimself

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

emmett to j*sper thirty seconds after bella’s birthday party: [vine voice] this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you

If an old toxic pattern shows up today, do not engage. Implement stronger boundaries and honor yourself. Start this year off with putting your emotional and spiritual needs first.

no one gives a fuck about me. i’m gonna go slide down the stairs on my stomach