Just a bit of fun, really...

You know how these things go, my dear Lady. Should I have sent a postcard?

Is trying to bore me to death one of your weapons? Because it’s probably been your most successful one so far.

Your My Little Princess glow stick doesn’t work on me, so, excuse me if I don’t take your ramblings under advisement.

How fortunate it would be for you if that was the only weapon I had in my arsenal.

That you survived was a combination of pure luck and my own rash decision-making. Were you as intelligent as you claim, you would not dismiss my threats so quickly.

I really only need the alcohol if you’re gunna bitch about how everyone loves your sister more than you. I was just bored, truth be told.

You’re kidding, right?

Me? Never.

You’re kidding me right? Goddess of Mischief? You think there might be a hint in there somewhere.

A favor or two, you’re being far too kind.

I'd best be careful, then. Wouldn't want it to become a habit.

… Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t think of this as a trick.

When is it ever?