deal me in

No, I just—Walked in my room, sat down, and decided to start playing. Open door and all. I’m sorry, damn.

Likely story... Alright, I'll believe you since I don't really have extensive information on your personnel. Groovy song, though.

Lazy? Neither, I’m playing ‘cause I feel like it.

I'm talking about the reason you decided not to close the door. Trying to be discovered as unfound talent?

You should listen to your own advice. You have had puberty though, correct? I feel sorry for you, puberty has not done you well at all my friend.

That really hurts, Zeke. Your opinion means the world for me and it seems like the world just blew up. But yes, first puberty has hit, fortunately. I have yet to have the second puberty, but I'm not tripping over my own feet all the time, so it's not that big of a deal to me.

Hey, Leo, you should shut up. Yeah? Thanks.

The truth to hard to handle for you, bud? Don't worry. Puberty usually takes away that clumsiness. When you start being able to grow something more than peach fuzz, that's your cue to try to run.

I did not just fall over, I, uh, there was something there. I must’ve… tripped?

I could be wrong, but falling over and tripping are virtually the same thing.

My day was made when the cotton candy machine I ordered finally arrived, but my night was ruined when I realized I accidentally put salt instead of sugar into the machine when making it. I think my next order should be a label maker.

But... Salt is so much rockier than sugar.

Oh, no. Just singing, I guess.

Looking for feedback or were you just lazy?

Tell me if I’m wrong, tell me if I’m right, tell me if you need a loving hand to help you fall asleep tonight. Tell me if I know, tell me if I do, tell me how to fall in love the way you want me to…

Hard Fourth of July?

I know what you’re doing.

I'm sorry baby, this ain't no habanero. If anything I'm Doritos Locos. Seriously, wait until next time you see me and you'll be in for a pleasant surprise. Promised by, I, Zeke, myself.

Does anywhere else have the 4th of July?

Mexico... Oh, and Florida. I don't really count them as part of the whole Americas system, more like a little island where no one cares.

I drink cold tea! I don’t really like hot drings in general. They make me kind of nauseous. Oh, well technically, we did lose. But it’s whatever. Such a sixteenth century thing.

Not even hot chocolate? Orrr... Hot chocolate? You still seem pretty bitter about his sixteenth century thing.

The stupid tea, yeah. Not a favorite of mine. I’m not really a fan of any wars, actually. So there’s that. Why are you glad?

You don't drink tea? I enjoy a nice herbal. And you know. I mean, technically we didn't lose, but we did. Cease fires are good enough for me.