Last Match Tonight

"Coming to you live from New York, Last Match Tonight is a double-elimination, for-fun bracket hosted by THE LATE NIGHT GOONS - JOHN OLIVER, ERIC ANDRE, and KING DEDEDE - and HEADMASTER ALPHARAD! Our star-studded cast of eight will be battling it out in a bid to win fame, a week worth's of mashups, and $100,000! In a tournament inspired by LFAD2, TINTN, and WTT, make sure to vote for your favourites to decide who's going to come out on top!"

"…or something like that. i got john to write that section for me. don’t know how accurate it really is."

Last Match Tonight is a psychological horror mashup project run by @bloodstalk and @sanka333 (featuring the work of @kidwhomhasahat, @groppy, @pinewsun, @aimlesscontrivance, @magimcull, and a bunch of other people) taking place in the modern day, featuring Danganronpa-fied Alpharad, John Oliver, Eric Andre, King Dedede, and the horrors that is the mashup tournament they run together. Under that smile, though, Headmaster Alpharad has a lot more plans than they're letting on.

This masterpost will continually be updated as more content comes out. Other LMT content under the cut!

DNI: Proshippers/real person shippers or people who are otherwise weird about real people. If you cross parasocial boundaries we don't want you in our audience.

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(art by @kidwhomhasahat)

It's going down! Disappointed after losing yet another unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard o-

oh. wrong script, sorry. anyways, tiktok - or should i say, LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG - are your winners of last match tonight. genuinely surprised they lost a single round. by the time they got to losers, the tiktok kiddies got to them. by the time they got to final four, winning was an inevitability. even if i liked them, i'm still pissed they managed to beat my main, though, so off to the pits of hell they go. "alpha, is that really why they're gone?" you might be asking. "alpha, isn't it such a disappointing ending to have no survivors?" oh well. everyone's replaceable. that's the thing about short form content, you'll forget about them soon enough.

- Kesha, her collaborators, and electro/dance/hyperpop artists.

(TiK ToK, Backstabber, Britney Spears, Charli XCX) (Billie Eilish, Cryalot, Chappell Roan, food house)

- TikTok trends/animation memes, partying, and money.

(DENIAL IS A RIVER, dumb dumb, OTTER POP, Hot Milk) (Sorry For Party Rocking, Don't Stop The Party, Bitch Better Have My Money, Money Trees)

- Artists liked on the ACOR accounts.

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(art by @kidwhomhasahat)

here to seal the deal (and also the rift in time caused by bringing so many characters into one place), is TIME BALANCER KID! after being reached out to by the time balance department to keep all things time-related together, hat kid knew she just had to see for herself. although, given that she's usually close to the action whenever rifts in time do start forming, we can only imagine how effective she actually is. in reality, her future is much more bleak, and even if she's taken every possible action she could to change it, it seems as if she was doomed in every timeline. which is why she's second place, and not first.

- 3D/indie platformers, mobile games, and AHiT/Cookie Run musicians.

(A Hat in Time, Super Mario Odyssey, Celeste, nelward) (Cookie Run, Jetpack Joyride, Wuthering Waves, J Rabbit)

- Time, the manipulation of it, and organizations/bureaucracy.

(Ruler of Everything, Back in Time, Déjà Vu, Sweet Dreams) (Men In Black, Limbus Company, Death & Taxes, Control)

- Machinery, steampunk aesthetics, and anachronism.

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